Thread: Feral cat comp hopefully.

ran into a couple out at the lake a few years ago ugly as fucking sin the pair of em .first bastard had a live duckling in it mouth fairly screaming as mum frantically waddled behind the mongrel. . skinny bastard saw me&trusty escort and snarled dropping the wee fella! -wee duckling fucked off sharpish.the escort spoke a#"no3load at 15m dont fuck round.!
coupla days later just on dark I struck a tabby hua who looked like hed hit as london bus with his face -he spat at me too -the escort spat back yep a few feet from him the partially eaten carcass of a duckling! henc e when i sta rt singing fuck a duck the feral cats know its about turn fuck off time cause like possums i wont hesitate if youre caught in the act!
PS to feral cats possums stoats etc -due to high price of ammo all warning shots are now dispensed with.

Oooops I better revise my dispatch method. I didn't realise that. Guess me snare traps be on the unacceptable list too?