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  1. 31-08-2016, 10:43 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Pengy, I have a question. "What the fuck"? Let me get this right. You, a belly sliding, fish eating, flightless, poor excuse for a duck are going to sit in the bush trying to make a sound like a goat so that the goats come to you rather than you waddling your low slung tail feathers to the goats. Man you have gotten lazy since you headed south.
    @Rushy.
    Re-arrange these words into a well known phrase or saying.

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  3. 31-08-2016, 10:44 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Shot View Post
    Well said @Rushy, couldn't have said it better, polite but to the point, well done you sir!
    Up your`s too
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    If you hunt more than 100y from the house for a while they may start coming out on the clearings again ?
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    Don't make them too gun shy before I get a chance to get out to say gidday.
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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    If you hunt more than 100y from the house for a while they may start coming out on the clearings again ?
    . you mean I have to WALK?
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  7. 31-08-2016, 11:25 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pengy View Post
    . you mean I have to WALK?
    F that !

    The remote caller that stretch mentioned could be the go.
    Please excuse spelling, as finger speed is sometimes behind brain spped........ Or maybe the other wayy.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaker View Post
    F that !

    The remote caller that stretch mentioned could be the go.
    Hook up a loudspeaker like the one that little prick the cop shoved off his bike had. Goats will come running.

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  9. 01-09-2016, 05:43 AM #23
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    Put your bed out in the clearing with the feathers turned back, and don't nibble
    The ear your whispering into! Your a weird little Pengy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shearer View Post
    I know they like eating clothes off the line so if you can make a noise like a clothes line you'll be in.
    Or just take off your clothes as you sneak up on them...
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    Join ISIS. Don't they specialise in goats?
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  12. 01-09-2016, 04:08 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pointer View Post
    Or just take off your clothes as you sneak up on them...
    He is a bloody Penguin Pointer. The has munty misshaped feathers.
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    True rushy. At least they won't hear the zipper!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pengy View Post
    . you mean I have to WALK?
    Waddle... I it takes a little effort, but you can do it little fella, c'mon now...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Shot View Post
    Waddle... I it takes a little effort, but you can do it little fella, c'mon now...
    Cackling to myself over that. Taking the piss is some of the best fun that can be had.
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    So if you are using a bluetooth speaker and a phone to drive it, what sound bite file have people found effective?
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