Thread: Goat whispering

Originally Posted by stretch

Hook up a loudspeaker like the one that little prick the cop shoved off his bike had. Goats will come running.

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I will be using the remote setup with the AJ caller. New goat card has 3 adult goat, plus nanny in heat and a kidd.

Pengy is having some success

Originally Posted by Bonecrusher

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Pengy is having some success

That is an old photo but definitely him. As naked as the day he was hatched.

Originally Posted by Rushy

Pengy, I have a question. "What the fuck"? Let me get this right. You, a belly sliding, fish eating, flightless, poor excuse for a duck are going to sit in the bush trying to make a sound like a goat so that the goats come to you rather than you waddling your low slung tail feathers to the goats. Man you have gotten lazy since you headed south.

jeez rushy just as well youre not an MP-how long would the speaker red card you for with stirring opening adress like that.incidentally a few MPs easily fit your precise description.

Originally Posted by Rushy

That is an old photo but definitely him. As naked as the day he was hatched.

It must be very old...that looks like hair on his head

G'day mod.
You're being a bit light here. You shouldnt let potentially good threads get tagged with unhelpful posts like this.
I can't see who I should report it to.
20 of these replies are naked wit but really should be filed elsewhere eg a "shoutbox" thread and leave only posts which actually bear on calling up goats.

G'day mod.
You're being a bit light here. You shouldnt let potentially good threads get tagged with unhelpful posts like this.
I can't see who I should report it to.
20 of these replies are naked wit but really should be filed elsewhere eg a "shoutbox" thread and leave only posts which actually bear on calling up goats.

Is this a windup or are you serious?

Originally Posted by Bagheera

G'day mod.
You're being a bit light here. You shouldnt let potentially good threads get tagged with unhelpful posts like this.
I can't see who I should report it to.
20 of these replies are naked wit but really should be filed elsewhere eg a "shoutbox" thread and leave only posts which actually bear on calling up goats.

his question was answered, therefore we can use this thread to take the piss out of him, where is the problem?

Well, I got my hands on the new goat call card for the aj , and so far the local goat population, as well as my dog, are totally un convinced by it.
The only time it has `worked` so far was when a certain forum member called in for a catchup last night. He who remains un named, (for now) was happily demonstrating his vocal prowess with a range of replies to the speaker that I had hanging in the tea tree 40 yards from the house. It was all I could do not to piss myself every time I pressed a button on the remote.

@Pengy but a friend of a friend used to bring a stereo with AC/DC playing and leave it for the goats to walk in and inspect. He was convinced they were fans!

I think it is often curiosity that kills the goat. Unless they have been hunted hard goats will often go out of their way to check stuff out. Jut make sure they cant see or smell you.

Originally Posted by 300CALMAN

I think it is often curiosity that kills the goat. Unless they have been hunted hard goats will often go out of their way to check stuff out. Jut make sure they cant see or smell you.

Go set up a wind chime and some sparkly shiny bits for them to inspect, perhaps?

I know where there are a few goats that way not bothered by a gunshot or even 100s of them

Originally Posted by stretch

Go set up a wind chime and some sparkly shiny bits for them to inspect, perhaps?

I have heard this suggested for Sika, but not for Goats before.

Originally Posted by Ingrid 51

Join ISIS. Don't they specialise in goats?

look up on youtube ( ieg ) improvised exploding goat