Ideas for catching wild chickens

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19-06-2018, 09:07 AM
Towely

Are you sure they are chickens? As pointed out earlier, they roost at night so wont be active.
19-06-2018, 09:19 AM
Angus_A

Absolutely sure they are chickens
19-06-2018, 10:47 AM
Ryan_Songhurst

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19-06-2018, 10:54 AM
R93

Why are that chooks eyes bulging? [emoji1]

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19-06-2018, 11:03 AM
Angus_A

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WELL HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE WEIRDEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN
Heard a bunch of crashing and clucking from my uncles room, there's a fucking chicken on the bed.
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I dunno why i thought this the best course of action but i didn't have much time to act so i threw my fucking boot at it, which stunned it and then i gave it another whack with the back of a wire brush. Pictured with the offending boot.
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!?!?! Now i gotta clean blood and feathers off the carpet.
19-06-2018, 11:08 AM
kidmac42

Yep, it looks like a chicken to me.
19-06-2018, 11:14 AM
Angus_A

I bloody told you guys it was chickens
19-06-2018, 11:19 AM
ONYVA

time to make chicken stock?
19-06-2018, 11:22 AM
northdude

1 down how many left
19-06-2018, 11:24 AM
Angus_A

Do i let it hang before plucking? Boiling water over it right?
1 down 6 or 7 to go.
19-06-2018, 11:48 AM
Steve123

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Originally Posted by Angus_A

Do i let it hang before plucking? Boiling water over it right?
1 down 6 or 7 to go.

Get the guy from the Hunua Supermarket/Liqourstore/restaraunt and takeaways. He'll sort them out
19-06-2018, 11:53 AM
viper

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My horny Rabbit would have finished all 7 by now and not even raised a sweat.Attachment 89619
19-06-2018, 12:09 PM
Moutere

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Originally Posted by Angus_A

Do i let it hang before plucking? Boiling water over it right?
1 down 6 or 7 to go.

Just skin it if it’s just for stock.
19-06-2018, 12:13 PM
gonetropo

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Originally Posted by viper

Easy as Bro, get a rabbit...that'll fuck emAttachment 89585

Then shoot the rabbit, easy as:thumbsup:

and this is how easter eggs are made
19-06-2018, 12:17 PM
northdude

got any indian mates they will sort them out pretty fast
19-06-2018, 12:20 PM
Angus_A

I got it plucked and gutted, will leave it in the fridge for a day or two and then cook it up
19-06-2018, 02:01 PM
bully

It may have made a good decoy for the others.
Who the truck is Ricky Chang?
19-06-2018, 02:43 PM
northdude

Rick ching is a poster that's got lots of useful tips on how to waste time reading shit and making shit out of bamboo in case you get stranded in nz bush
19-06-2018, 06:33 PM
Barefoot

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Originally Posted by Hutch

My old grandfather told me of a trick. Thread a hair form a horses main or tail through a raisin. Feed them some plan raisins then toss them the one with the hair. Once they swallow it they are so distracted by the hair in their throat you can grab them. Don't know if it works but give it a go & let us know.

Straight out of "Danny, Champion of the World" that one.
Grandfathers method for any bird was Grain soaked in Gin, piece of wood to finish in 1/2hr.
19-06-2018, 07:31 PM
Marty Henry

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Originally Posted by Flyblown

How the hell do you grow tomatoes in winter???

Auckland dosnt have winter all the people s body heat keep the temperature up.
19-06-2018, 07:46 PM
Tommy

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Originally Posted by Marty Henry

Auckland dosnt have winter all the people s body heat keep the temperature up.

The exhaust fumes too

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