It was an interesting day at the today Bradley.
I got a call about 1pm from Midlands Gardens Retirement Village head groundsman to say the three geese we saw yesterday were still there, and upper management had given the green light to have a crack at them.
As per our agreed safety plan, the walking track was cordined off, residents, airport, local businesses, adjoining neighbours txt messaged, and a Police Activty Number raised.
The staff had identified one goose as having a broken, so knowing it was going anywhere fast, I left her till last.
So picture this, about 12 villas look over this pond. All twelve had residents with their faces glued to the windows! About six staff stationed around making sure nobody wondered into the area, a spotter behind me and everybody watching me laying prone on the lawn.
NO PRESSURE AH!
All I'm thinking is, "Shoot straight you bustard, don't makes a mess of it!"
"Clear?" I asked.
"Clear!" Came the reply.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Went the triple two! (I gave one flapper a second one!)
Three dead geese! A small cheer went up and the Head Groundsman said, "Fuck that was impressive!" To which I replied, "Just Another day in the office Bradley!" Then went back to my ute and changed my undies!
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The sick goose, with the "Boken wing," is the middle of the three birds. You'll notice it looks sickly and emaciated. I think its got the POX and sure as hell it ain't going in my salami bin.
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This bird has poxy wing tips, not broken wings. Can some of you experienced bird shooters tell me what's going on???
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