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    Quote Originally Posted by mikee View Post
    Can't speak about the snip, no one is getting near my unmentionables with knife, however if the doctor utters the dreaded words "just imagine having a poo in reverse" run like hell cause while your brain is trying to comprehend the logistics of that they will bloody get ya
    I reckon I am most likely gunna die of undiagnosed prostate cancer unless they can find a more dignified way of discovering it early.
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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    I reckon I am most likely gunna die of undiagnosed prostate cancer unless they can find a more dignified way of discovering it early.
    Worry about your heart, that's what will kill ya, not your prostate.
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    Worry about your heart, that's what will kill ya, not your prostate.
    I have seen my death mate. Neither my prostate or heart failure is the cause of my demise.
    Do what ya want! Ya will anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    I have seen my death mate. Neither my prostate or heart failure is the cause of my demise.
    Well have a snip for our amusement and your wife's sanity
    Boom, cough,cough,cough

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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    I reckon I am most likely gunna die of undiagnosed prostate cancer unless they can find a more dignified way of discovering it early.
    They can do it with a blood test now Dave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by veitnamcam View Post
    They can do it with a blood test now Dave.

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    Really mate? So my doctor is just vindictive or gay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    Really mate? So my doctor is just vindictive or gay?
    yep, but ya got to have a series of tests over time to estblish whats normal. Unfortunately I got an old school doc who thought I had either bowel obstruction or kidney stones.
    Had to confirm, I could hear the bloody missus laughing all the way out the bloody door as she scarpered.
    We have no kids so no snip required for me,
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