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sakokid anyone had the snip? 25-08-2013, 07:46 PM
JUMBO easy as -doesnt hurt -just... 25-08-2013, 07:49 PM
kimjon Maybe in the wrong section?... 25-08-2013, 07:52 PM
trailrunna Na no problem,harden up man... 25-08-2013, 07:55 PM
Maca49 Fuck yeah ill do it, you... 25-08-2013, 07:58 PM
sakokid the hardening up bit is wot... 25-08-2013, 08:10 PM
Maca49 Look at it this way, I was... 25-08-2013, 08:16 PM
R93 My wife insists I don't get a... 25-08-2013, 08:27 PM
Rushy With you on that R93 and not... 25-08-2013, 09:44 PM
veitnamcam Really? Hadn't heard that... 25-08-2013, 09:46 PM
R93 Look it up. My wife is... 25-08-2013, 10:03 PM
Neckshot I've got a couple lumps on my... 25-08-2013, 10:11 PM
Maca49 I got peas inserted in mine,... 25-08-2013, 10:15 PM
R93 No worries mate. I will let... 25-08-2013, 10:15 PM
Maca49 Clear on that front as well,... 25-08-2013, 08:38 PM
Dundee Pretty sure Neckshot is a... 25-08-2013, 08:40 PM
mrs dundee Well Mr Dundee you aren't a... 25-08-2013, 10:44 PM
Neckshot yes that's right... 25-08-2013, 08:47 PM
Gapped axe Easier for you than ya bride.... 25-08-2013, 09:10 PM
Tahr No problem at all. Nothing... 25-08-2013, 09:22 PM
sakokid I hear where your CUMMING... 25-08-2013, 09:33 PM
scottrods worked for me. Swollen up... 25-08-2013, 09:43 PM
Larrakin Think id rather go out... 27-08-2013, 09:06 PM
Rushy I am with you on that 27-08-2013, 09:10 PM
tui_man2 With #2 rat on the way the... 25-08-2013, 09:49 PM
Neckshot Well this will make you piss... 25-08-2013, 09:52 PM
Tristan Most of the comments have had... 25-08-2013, 09:53 PM
veitnamcam The boss got done and asked... 25-08-2013, 09:59 PM
Dundee fark sake:roll: Just... 25-08-2013, 10:05 PM
mikee Can't speak about the snip,... 25-08-2013, 10:09 PM
R93 I reckon I am most likely... 25-08-2013, 10:13 PM
Maca49 Worry about your heart,... 25-08-2013, 10:16 PM
R93 I have seen my death mate.... 25-08-2013, 10:26 PM
Maca49 Well have a snip for our... 25-08-2013, 10:28 PM
veitnamcam They can do it with a blood... 25-08-2013, 10:21 PM
R93 Really mate? So my doctor is... 25-08-2013, 10:22 PM
mikee yep, but ya got to have a... 25-08-2013, 10:26 PM
Maca49 I took my sample into the lab... 25-08-2013, 10:11 PM
Chris My brother had it done,after... 25-08-2013, 10:15 PM
Neckshot This is giving me... 25-08-2013, 10:18 PM
R93 Far out! Is that possible?... 25-08-2013, 10:31 PM
Kiwi Greg If you don't want to get it... 25-08-2013, 10:47 PM
R93 Yup!!! Such consideration for... 25-08-2013, 10:51 PM
Toby Keep the container in your... 25-08-2013, 10:18 PM
Neckshot Yes your pocket though not ya... 25-08-2013, 10:22 PM
Dundee This is a nasty hunting... 25-08-2013, 10:24 PM
Maca49 Put mrs DD on! 25-08-2013, 10:30 PM
Neckshot Anyone noticed the related... 25-08-2013, 10:26 PM
Maca49 Blood test can throw up false... 25-08-2013, 10:27 PM
moonhunt Always said i would never do... 25-08-2013, 10:29 PM
Neckshot After four kidsand the snip... 25-08-2013, 10:37 PM
ishoot10s Bwahhaaahaaa, sprayin' the... 25-08-2013, 10:45 PM
308 Tahr put it best - look at... 25-08-2013, 10:48 PM
R93 Rolling around on the... 25-08-2013, 10:41 PM
Maca49 +fecking one geeeze 25-08-2013, 10:42 PM
moonhunt I might try that lol 25-08-2013, 10:42 PM
Maca49 Need some help Mrs DD, can I... 25-08-2013, 10:46 PM
Neckshot I'm "that guy" tonight... 25-08-2013, 10:46 PM
Neckshot Well the missus asked for me... 25-08-2013, 10:52 PM
Toby Thats a bit of money just to... 25-08-2013, 10:54 PM
Maca49 Didn't have a gumboot big... 25-08-2013, 10:57 PM
Maca49 And the reward is once the... 25-08-2013, 10:56 PM
308 I went through family... 25-08-2013, 10:59 PM
R93 LMFAO!!! He has always wanted... 25-08-2013, 11:09 PM
Neckshot That's some freaky... 25-08-2013, 11:19 PM
R93 You will have to consider... 25-08-2013, 11:24 PM
Neckshot The missu demanded they were... 25-08-2013, 10:59 PM
Neckshot I tell you what I'm gonna... 25-08-2013, 11:02 PM
Dundee 13788 Fuck this i'm out of... 25-08-2013, 11:03 PM
Maca49 Oh shit DD if Mrs DD is going... 25-08-2013, 11:07 PM
Neckshot Ill be the one wearing... 25-08-2013, 11:28 PM
308 Good idea, one in the pink,... 25-08-2013, 11:36 PM
R93 No you were not. However you... 25-08-2013, 11:37 PM
Neckshot There called officers 25-08-2013, 11:47 PM
Dundee I was one platoon but my... 25-08-2013, 11:34 PM
Nibblet Haha green spunk would be... 26-08-2013, 10:33 AM
kiwi39 I had it done in Switzerland.... 26-08-2013, 10:49 AM
300winmag I have had my right Gonad... 26-08-2013, 03:23 PM
gadgetman I agree 300minmag. I had the... 26-08-2013, 03:42 PM
sakokid have you had a splinter in... 26-08-2013, 05:52 PM
gadgetman Only in the hands for some... 26-08-2013, 06:05 PM
Maca49 GM same as sliding down a 40... 26-08-2013, 05:56 PM
gadgetman Aye the easy DIY job.... 26-08-2013, 06:06 PM
sakokid thanks guys for all your... 26-08-2013, 09:38 PM
Maca49 You gotta stop drinking the... 27-08-2013, 10:36 AM
Dundee Did you shoot the load right... 26-08-2013, 09:49 PM
MUCKOS HAT Why are all you guys talking... 27-08-2013, 09:11 AM
Rushy You are becoming a bit of a... 27-08-2013, 10:08 AM
Barefoot Don't give me that, MH has... 27-08-2013, 11:48 AM
Rushy What happened on "K" Road... 27-08-2013, 12:07 PM
hunter308 Don't tell me you let MH get... 27-08-2013, 12:22 PM
Maca49 He was hanging of a hooker... 27-08-2013, 01:06 PM
Barefoot That would explain the hole... 27-08-2013, 01:43 PM
SIKAHUNTER I'm in the same boat Sakokid,... 29-08-2013, 09:39 PM
hunter308 No he took off while rushy... 27-08-2013, 02:51 PM
cambo Had it done a few years back.... 27-08-2013, 09:32 PM
Rushy Because it involves a knife... 27-08-2013, 09:39 PM
rob270 Rushy, I'M struggling with... 27-08-2013, 09:51 PM
hunter308 And working up a good load :P 27-08-2013, 11:26 PM
Maca49 My truck driver was a bleeder... 27-08-2013, 11:11 PM
Dundee too much info,good night... 27-08-2013, 11:21 PM
veitnamcam You would think a moo farmer... 27-08-2013, 11:37 PM
Dundee failed:wtfsmilie::D 27-08-2013, 11:40 PM
Maca49 Double your sex life and ride... 28-08-2013, 07:38 AM
BTMO Just harden up (haha) and do... 29-08-2013, 08:02 PM
Vapour Best thing i ever did, no... 29-08-2013, 09:07 PM
Dundee 13907 29-08-2013, 09:48 PM
1000PA 25yrs after being nipped and... 30-08-2013, 10:13 PM
sakokid sikahunter: you get it done... 30-08-2013, 10:37 PM
Neckshot Just get it done mate! Its a... 31-08-2013, 12:02 AM
Maca49 It's a nothing that makes... 31-08-2013, 08:31 AM
on2it Personal opinion 1. The op... 31-08-2013, 05:59 PM
veitnamcam I still have a card in my... 31-08-2013, 07:55 PM
R93 My wife has 2 things in her... 31-08-2013, 08:37 PM
Rushy What the hell are you talking... 31-08-2013, 08:44 PM
R93 LMFAO!!! 😊 Sent from my... 31-08-2013, 08:56 PM
doinit Back to the original... 31-08-2013, 09:55 PM
Maca49 I'll post two bricks on... 31-08-2013, 10:01 PM
on2it 13945 01-09-2013, 09:00 AM
Neckshot Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha premo... 01-09-2013, 11:23 AM
sakokid lets hope than never ever... 31-08-2013, 08:35 PM
veitnamcam Me too! Sent from my... 31-08-2013, 08:46 PM
Pengy Dont need the snip if you are... 31-08-2013, 10:09 PM
Dundee Cause theres too many already? 31-08-2013, 10:55 PM
Pengy No. Because Jaffas are... 31-08-2013, 11:16 PM
Dundee Oh well time for a jaffa... 31-08-2013, 11:29 PM
Maca49 jAFFAs are easy sucking 01-09-2013, 12:11 AM
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    Always said i would never do it, 4 kids later i said to my mate i would go in with him ( he had a reversal ) that bought me two more years haha
    Anyhow i am a big pussy when it comes to needles and that sterilization smell at the docs or hospitals and i remembered a pill i was given before one of my hernia ops,
    had me on cloud nine, so at our consult i said to doc im not doing it unless you give me one of those pills again, first request he ever had but wasnt a problem
    So,on cloud nine again, snip snip back at work on monday (Fri snip) doc recons i was his best patent ever, never had any problems, never got tested, but it works
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    Quote Originally Posted by moonhunt View Post
    Always said i would never do it, 4 kids later i said to my mate i would go in with him ( he had a reversal ) that bought me two more years haha
    Anyhow i am a big pussy when it comes to needles and that sterilization smell at the docs or hospitals and i remembered a pill i was given before one of my hernia ops,
    had me on cloud nine, so at our consult i said to doc im not doing it unless you give me one of those pills again, first request he ever had but wasnt a problem
    So,on cloud nine again, snip snip back at work on monday (Fri snip) doc recons i was his best patent ever, never had any problems, never got tested, but it works
    After four kidsand the snip you still didn't get test!!!!!...... aftermy four kidsand then passing my test I still blew a few loads over the missus back to be extra vigilant
    Last edited by Neckshot; 25-08-2013 at 10:38 PM. Reason: fucken smart fone is dumb
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neckshot View Post
    I still blew a few loads over the missus back to be extra vigilant
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    Tahr put it best - look at the female plumbing then look at the male plumbing and it's the most sensible choice.
    All those guys who say they're a "whole man" - pfft total sooks.

    I'm a member of the Just Juice club and NZ has a pretty high rate worldwide
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    Keep ya legs up the night after and use the bag of frozen peas - should be good for a sympathy blowjob or two

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