Blood test can throw up false alarms but I have them every 12 moths, digital is more accurate, biopsy painful, not knowing bloody stupid
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Blood test can throw up false alarms but I have them every 12 moths, digital is more accurate, biopsy painful, not knowing bloody stupid
Well have a snip for our amusement and your wife's sanity:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by R93
Always said i would never do it, 4 kids later i said to my mate i would go in with him ( he had a reversal ) that bought me two more years haha
Anyhow i am a big pussy when it comes to needles and that sterilization smell at the docs or hospitals and i remembered a pill i was given before one of my hernia ops,
had me on cloud nine, so at our consult i said to doc im not doing it unless you give me one of those pills again, first request he ever had but wasnt a problem
So,on cloud nine again, snip snip back at work on monday (Fri snip) doc recons i was his best patent ever, never had any problems, never got tested, but it works :thumbsup:
Put mrs DD on!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dundee
Far out! Is that possible? When you were in the Army they reckon planes and shit went missing up there:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Neckshot
After four kidsand the snip you still didn't get test!!!!!...... aftermy four kidsand then passing my test I still blew a few loads over the missus back to be extra vigilantQuote:
Originally Posted by moonhunt
Rolling around on the floor!!!!:D To much info!!!
I might try that lol
+fecking one geeezeQuote:
Originally Posted by R93
Well Mr Dundee you aren't a stare you are a wuss lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dundee
Bwahhaaahaaa, sprayin' the welcome mat, on yer Neckers! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Neckshot
Need some help Mrs DD, can I send some blades?.
I'm "that guy" tonight lol.hey he wants to know what its all about so keep it real aye
If you don't want to get it done you are a soft cock :)
One of the best things I've done :thumbsup:
Tahr put it best - look at the female plumbing then look at the male plumbing and it's the most sensible choice.
All those guys who say they're a "whole man" - pfft total sooks.
I'm a member of the Just Juice club and NZ has a pretty high rate worldwide
The cruellest cut: A new symbol of real Kiwi manliness - National - NZ Herald News
Keep ya legs up the night after and use the bag of frozen peas - should be good for a sympathy blowjob or two
TL;DR - It's a piece of piss and life is exactly the same after
Yup!!! Such consideration for humanity on the whole as well:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiwi Greg
Well the missus asked for me to get it done so I said only if youget freaky on me more
She said of course so I said sweet and booked it in.........
Fuckn sucked in again!!!!! That little bullshit costme 5hundy.......
You are such a funny prick Dave :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by R93
Thats a bit of money just to get it cut. What happened to ole kiwi diy?
And the reward is once the peas thaw you can eat em
Didn't have a gumboot big enoughQuote:
Originally Posted by Toby
I went through family planning and it was only about 300 but that's about a decade ago now
Neckshot - buy her a strap-on - that'll get her thinking
The missu demanded they were minted.I was of my tits and drinking.those steiny cans
And ringing people up and tellong.then all about blow by blow.......ba ha ha ha ha ha
I tell you what I'm gonna give my phone an old school river rock vesectomy in a fuckn minute aarrrgggghhh
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Fuck this i'm out of here:P
Oh shit DD if Mrs DD is going to use that on you can I watch? Please please please please, I promise not to piss myself with laughing
I Try.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiwi Greg
I am confused though. I would have thought serving my country where I could have had my head blown off would forever exclude me and some others from being called a soft cock.
Now I have to let some cunt tamper with my nuts so I can shoot blanks, to be a man.:wtfsmilie:
LMFAO!!! He has always wanted to anyway.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by 308
That's some freaky shit......I like that idea!!! It will just give me thatQuote:
Originally Posted by 308
Extra edge lol
You will have to consider getting one custom made Necky. Also the possible injuries to your darling wife from wearing and operating something so big.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Neckshot
Ill be the one wearing it.......now think about that!!!!!,I'm not from two one:thumbsup:
No I was saying that being a man is more than just ya dick
And saying you should be immune from any criticism just cos you were in the armed forces is the sort of sad sorry shit that North Americans say - you are hiding behind patriotism and that is, as the quote goes, the last refuge of the scoundrel.
I'm not saying that you've gotta be a real man to get the slice, not at all. I'm saying that guys who say that they are a real man cos they haven't had it are stupid - I have heard this from a guy who was genuinely worried that getting it done would take away his "killer instinct" WTF? If a guy is so bound up with his cock being the only thing that makes him a man then that is a highway to wankertown
Yea arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics - even if you win you are still retarded
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Originally Posted by R93
I was one platoon but my twins are staying where they belong:thumbsup:
Good idea, one in the pink, one in the stink
Wait, this is still a hunting thread, right?
No you were not. However you were trained by us. It must count for something. 1 RNZIR has always had a strap on, SOP.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Neckshot
Did you fail a basic or something?:wtfsmilie:Quote:
Originally Posted by 308
Its all tounge in cheek mate. Its just a laugh and I couldnt care less either way. I am too old and useless to care if I am a soft cock or not.
I am North American by birth as well.
There called officersQuote:
Originally Posted by R93
Just fyi, I'm pretty sure they don't chop off your dick...hahahaha! :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by 308
This thread is amazing!! Neckshot wearing a dildo! ahhhhhhhahahah!!!
Haha guess it depends on how much shit you give them before that Opp and if the cheque bouncesQuote:
Originally Posted by Dougie
Oh yeah if you wanna know what it's actually like - I got the "bush doctor" procedure where they tie ya knob to ya t-shirt with a rubber band to keep it out of the way then a quick cut to the vas deferens.(Local anaesthetic first)
Cut the tube and cauterise each end and you're done. I was paranoid that it would make it not work so I was humping the same night but I'm a fast healer - a mate of mine who had the procedure recently had swelling and found the whole rigmarole a bit like the flu - a bastard but ya get past it. He's the minority and I know 7 guys who've had it.
Girlfriend at the time missed her period and said she was gonna keep it if it was a kid so I went and got the cut. Funnily enough we're not together anymore.
The only surprise that I found was that I regretted it less than I thought I would
One biological point to make is that your sperm is actually not much by volume of what load you blow (about 2% from memory) so your jism is practically the same - it doesn't turn green or anything
