Thread: Cat hunter wanted.

Originally Posted by No.3

Haha, should send you the black and white dick I have here. He'd wander across your lawn like he just doesn't care, and the first dog who had a rush of blood to the brain and had a crack would find out he seriously doesn't. This is the 7.5Kg of pissed offedness that had the neighbour's mates wolfhound backing up and hiding behind his dad - bloody embarrassing as the boss was trying to apologise and ask how my cat was at the same time I'm apologising for the blood streaming off his dog's face and the dog (all of 90Kg) is trying to climb into dad's arms! The bloody cat was rubbing around my feet meowing at me like it was feeding time. Thanks dick, super embarrassing... This cat is a weapon, he's stood off three shepherds at the same time without a care - the confused look on the dog's faces when they strike a cat that doesn't behave like a cat should is a crack up.

Feed it right - every time it comes in with a rodent it gets a top up and a growling every time it gets something we don't like and it's a quite motivated ratter. When it can be arsed to get off the bed that is! Does a good job of keeping the ferals out of our patch too. Would prefer to not have the guts full of 100mm long tapeworms getting vomited onto the carpet though.

Please tell me his name is Horse. Sounds awesome

Identify your target beyond all doubt because you never miss (right?) and I'll be missed.

Originally Posted by Eat Meater

Please tell me his name is Horse. Sounds awesome

Identify your target beyond all doubt because you never miss (right?) and I'll be missed.

No. Disclaimer - I was not responsible for this but his name is Bruce. Short for Bruce Wayne as the Lithuanian girl who named him thought he looked like batman as a kitten or some BS. It did sound better in Lithuanian but I'm buggered if I can remember how to pronounce it!