Thread: Confession time

On the farm we used to keep a good vege garden. A damned pig I had kept getting through the electric fence and into it.
Wife demanded that it be got rid of, so instead of bacon as intended it was turned into pork.
Later, when we were having a roast pork meal with an array of veg from the garden wife said "everything is out of the garden".
"Yes" said 3 year old Blair "including the pig".