Was visiting a smallish lifestyle block near Tauranga the other day, said to the man "how many beefies do you have here?" He reckons 5, block isn't big enough to have any more than that especially during the low-growth periods.
I looked at him and said something to the tune of "that'll be why 7 of your 12 baby steaks look a bit strange then". "Yeah, nah mate - you might need to go to specsavers, there are only 5 beefies in that there paddock". Uncomfortable pause, "THERE ARE ONLY 5... Nothing to see here, move along!"
Ahhhh right, those 7 'invisible' animals are the missus's pets then hey?
Remember everyone, there are no deer in the Kaimai's haha.
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