I'm one of them, and I'm a big tall bastard wiz a funny accent. Ja.
I came to you from a future overcrowded world to teach you Kiwis manners and decency, which includes telling you to stop animal cruelty by throwing 1080 poison everywhere (for ze little funny "green" justifikations you give for your mad behaviour). Also of course zu have fun appreciating and hunting some of ze wonderful game animals that zo many of ze funny New Zealanders ignorantly refer to as "pests".
All zat said, I for one don't feel zere ist any xenophobia implied if someone points out ze bleedingly obvious, zat ze place is getting ubercrowded!
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