naa VC, I'm sure the officer tried calling in the specialist bovine negotiation squad, but apparently they had a crisis situation down in Invercagill this morning.
the next mistake was that the AR in question quite clearly did not have the required level of tacticool accessories to successfully engage an enraged bovine. a laser pointer and foward grip would have gauranteed pole-axing said bovine with a single shot...
lastly, this entire incident has made it clear to me that both urban and rural cops need to be armed with 50cal rifles immediately, and serious consideration should be given to replacing the standard holden patrol cars with humvees, so that in future any pesky cows can just be rammed and run-over without any risk to the population.
righto, who is voting for me as the next police minister![]()
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