Thread: How not to kill a cow

If I was the cop I would have spear tackled that cow gutted it with my bare hands turned it into grand angus burgers on the street and shared them with everyone. But we cant all be as cool as me

Originally Posted by Toby

If I was the cop I would have spear tackled that cow gutted it with my bare hands turned it into grand angus burgers on the street and shared them with everyone. But we cant all be as cool as me

Toby that is by far the best post so far on this topic. Unfortunately I cant "Like" it as doing so may make your head explode.

Originally Posted by Toby

If I was the cop I would have spear tackled that cow gutted it with my bare hands turned it into grand angus burgers on the street and shared them with everyone. But we cant all be as cool as me

Bro we all no you'd of forgotten your knife

Originally Posted by BRADS

Bro we all no you'd of forgotten your knife

Hence the bare hands my nigga!!! I should get like a knife implant on my finger haha

Originally Posted by Toby

If I was the cop I would have spear tackled that cow gutted it with my bare hands turned it into grand angus burgers on the street and shared them with everyone. But we cant all be as cool as me

You'd only have gutted it with your bare hands cause you forgot your fucking knife

Bugger. @BRADS beat me to the punchline