Thread: The moment when......

as above i thought i would start a fun topic


That Moment when....... you have grabbed the wrong bolt and mag load of ammo!!!!

Due to wanting to get rid of some pre xmas lard.....yup pre xmas lol i decided on a walk to an old haunt. Normally 2 hours in and 2 hours out to Smiths Creek Shelter is what i had usually allowed when going into here, now i have not been in for ages as i have hunted further afield. The main aim was for fitness but gun came along as there have been the odd redskin floating around. Anywhoo i loaded the kids in the truck ready for the bus, the fat lab and crazy vizsla into the back and went in to get my 708, grabbed the pouch out of bolt compartment of the safe, loaded bolt in to rifle and put mag in my pocket and off i went. Get to the carpark and 4 older folk were getting geared up for a trip in also. Let them know my intentions and i was off. Rifle on back and we set a path upwards. about an hour into the journey and i have my elbow resting on the bolt and all of a sudden it dawns on me.....this bolt does not feel like the one i should have in my 708, i look down and sure enough i have the bolt from my .284 (it has an oversized handle) so no issue, both Tikka bolts....oh shit i think, if i have the wrong bolt then surely the mag is from .284.....yup. So out it comes and back into my pocket. Thankfully i carry some spare rounds on my belt. : :


So there you have it my "The moment when......"

Please feel free to add your own.

Hamish

That moment when.....your sitting on the couch and wifey tells you whats on the dinner menu and you say "thanks p.......a " and you realise you just thanked her using your last girlfriends name ...........




I kid you not i actually sat up on the couch waiting for the detonation

Originally Posted by 7mmsaum

That moment when.....your sitting on the couch and wifey tells you whats on the dinner menu and you say "thanks p.......a " and you realise you just thanked her using your last girlfriends name ...........




I kid you not i actually sat up on the couch waiting for the detonation

Well your stiil here and apparently have the function of a least one of your arms...unless your typing with your teeth.....you still have them.....yes?

try it when the current one is Cheryl lee. and the previous was Shirley anne.

Originally Posted by grunter

try it when the current one is Cheryl lee. and the previous was Shirley anne.

Try it when the previous one was Amy, and you work with two Amy's, theres too many damn Amy's in this world!

Originally Posted by grunter

try it when the current one is Cheryl lee. and the previous was Shirley anne.

Well thats why us 'older, more experienced fellars' with a bucket load of Ex-girlfriends call our partners/wives 'hun' 'babe'......ect....

Originally Posted by Scouser

Well thats why us 'older, more experienced fellars' with a bucket load of Ex-girlfriends call our partners/wives 'hun' 'babe'......ect....

I find 'eh, female!' Works well.

Originally Posted by 7mmsaum

That moment when.....your sitting on the couch and wifey tells you whats on the dinner menu and you say "thanks p.......a " and you realise you just thanked her using your last girlfriends name ...........




I kid you not i actually sat up on the couch waiting for the detonation

Well my Mrs didn't even bat an eyelid when I called her by my first girlfriends name.

Originally Posted by Scouser

Well thats why us 'older, more experienced fellars' with a bucket load of Ex-girlfriends call our partners/wives 'hun' 'babe'......ect....

Yes, and one there is a family the name changes to Mum anyway.

Originally Posted by Nibblet

I find 'eh, female!' Works well.

I call bullshit, you big bold lying newlywed cuntstruck young chap...

B

Originally Posted by shift14

I call bullshit, you big bold lying newlywed cuntstruck young chap...

B

Ha! Newly wed but 12 years together. .... @Savage1 can attest to my approach

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One hunting rifle...problem solved.

Originally Posted by veitnamcam

One hunting rifle...problem solved.

No! That is just a different problem.

Originally Posted by Nibblet

Ha! Newly wed but 12 years together. .... @Savage1 can attest to my approach

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she won't put up with it forever grasshopper....

B

Originally Posted by shift14

she won't put up with it forever grasshopper....

B

I suggest from the photos I've been getting she's already over it.......


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