Pengy to change forum name

[Old Bastard]

Pengy and I took and englishman John Pearson ,over here on holiday with his wife Jen on a hunt in Ureweras on Thursday .They are touring round NZ in a Nissan Hommy which they have appriately named "Hommy" .We took him in via Richard at "Whites Clearing " and walked into Tetotara .John shot his first NZ red at the top of Upo clearing on the walk in ,which was good as the rain set in the next day and never really let up and we decided Saturday morning to walk straight out in case the river rose and made it difficult to get out .We left a very very happy Englishman reunited with his wife in Bethlehem to carry on their tour down to the South Island
Now the reason fro Pengy's name change .Last year he got a ballot for fallow over by Cambridge and arrived over there from Whitianga with a 270 bolt for a 243 rifle .You would think he would learm a lesson but we arrived at the Lodge on Whites Clearing only for Tim to have no bolt for his 243 this time .He went back with Richard to the Marae to check the car but no luck .Tim is going to get his eyesight checked this week because after going the whole trip gunless the bolt was found on the front passenger seat in plain sight . So for a name change I suggest he should change his name to "Forgotma Bolt " and as this means he changes his nationality from English to Indian ,he will be looking for a dairy to buy in the coming weeks

[Pengy]

Dobbing me in for something I already confessed to doesnt quite have the desired effect. FON

[Toby]

We've had a name change once I say yes to it again!

[Gibo]

Ha ha!!! Yay says me!! Bolt for brains!!!

[Pengy]

I didnt forget or loose the bolt. I simply chose to leave it behind to give my visiting guest a better chance of getting a shot away.
And if you believe that, you are dumber than I thought.

[P38]

I didnt forget or loose the bolt. I simply chose to leave it behind to give my visiting guest a better chance of getting a shot away.
And if you believe that, you are dumber than I thought.

No worries Pengy.

Truth be known we have all done that before ............ and worse.

Cheers
Pete

[Pengy]

But twice?

[P38]

But twice?

Usually not twice Pengy.

Mistakes are made to be learned from not ignored.

Cheers
Pete

[Pengy]

First time was when I got te Tapui ballot. I drove down from Whiti and walked into camp for the night before realising that i had a 243 rifle....and a 270 bolt.

[Toby]

put the bolt in the gun before leaving the house and pull it out when the guns in the car. Or leave it in whatever you feel like but at least putting the right bolt in before leaving the house will fix your old age memory

[Maca49]

I think SHOTMABOLT perfect, you senile old bugger

[Rushy]

A Penguin is a Penguin and should not be called anything different even if it is forgetfuloldfuck

[P38]

A Penguin is a Penguin and should not be called anything different even if it is forgetfuloldfuck

Maybe Pengy just needs a slap with an oily Mackerel to bring him to his senses.

[Pengy]

I love oily Mackerel. Bring it on

[P38]

There ya go Pengy.

Monty Python- Fish Slapping Dance! - YouTube

Now remember "Don't Forget Your Bolt Again" ...... Oh and remember to take your rifle and ammo too.

Cheers
Pete