Pengy to change forum name

[Old Bastard]

Pengy and I took and englishman John Pearson ,over here on holiday with his wife Jen on a hunt in Ureweras on Thursday .They are touring round NZ in a Nissan Hommy which they have appriately named "Hommy" .We took him in via Richard at "Whites Clearing " and walked into Tetotara .John shot his first NZ red at the top of Upo clearing on the walk in ,which was good as the rain set in the next day and never really let up and we decided Saturday morning to walk straight out in case the river rose and made it difficult to get out .We left a very very happy Englishman reunited with his wife in Bethlehem to carry on their tour down to the South Island
Now the reason fro Pengy's name change .Last year he got a ballot for fallow over by Cambridge and arrived over there from Whitianga with a 270 bolt for a 243 rifle .You would think he would learm a lesson but we arrived at the Lodge on Whites Clearing only for Tim to have no bolt for his 243 this time .He went back with Richard to the Marae to check the car but no luck .Tim is going to get his eyesight checked this week because after going the whole trip gunless the bolt was found on the front passenger seat in plain sight . So for a name change I suggest he should change his name to "Forgotma Bolt " and as this means he changes his nationality from English to Indian ,he will be looking for a dairy to buy in the coming weeks