Hey Gibbo. My wife cooked me a slab of venny for tea. After viewing your photo I took no chances when opening the foil (note the presence of the Beretta) just in case the thing was raw enough to make for the door!
http://i67.tinypic.com/2dr6yva.jpg
Stand easy, I think I'm safe :D
http://i65.tinypic.com/epnddw.jpg