Thread: Pet wallaby.

be afraid, the wallaby is one of the cruelest of animals,
never trust them, up close you see the menace in their
cold-blooded eyes, dozens of tourists have gone missing around
the rotorua lakes over the years,

you'd be naive to think that wallabies aren't involved, we've had packs of wallabies
tear our pigdogs to pieces in many a stand-off, and the okataina wallabies eat kiwis and catch pigeons and tuis..

the tarawera ones you don't want to tangle with, many a hunter has been gored chewed and kicked off and over
the cliffs down into the lake by rampaging wallabies, so no, don't be catchin' these bastards alive, best medicine for em' is the .577 nitro