Thread: Rituals - what are yours?

So on the whole: One has a bush poo, one listens to Iron Maiden, one does things to a goat with a block of edam. Maybe I shouldn't have asked...

Originally Posted by MFP

So on the whole: One has a bush poo, one listens to Iron Maiden, one does things to a goat with a block of edam. Maybe I shouldn't have asked...

Could probably incorporate all of the above into one dam fine goat 'blessing' ceremony

Originally Posted by 40mm

Could probably incorporate all of the above into one dam fine goat 'blessing' ceremony

Don’t want to get caught with a goat! A guy that lived across the road from the sawmill, got caught by his wife shagging it. She was a bit upset, she moved a bed and his belongings out on to an open veranda, he was allowed inside the house for meals, but if he like goats more than her, he could live on the veranda. So that’s what happened, the first meal after that was curried goat. True story

Originally Posted by Maca49

Don’t want to get caught with a goat! A guy that lived across the road from the sawmill, got caught by his wife shagging it. She was a bit upset, she moved a bed and his belongings out on to an open veranda, he was allowed inside the house for meals, but if he like goats more than her, he could live on the veranda. So that’s what happened, the first meal after that was curried goat. True story

But you shag 1! goat

Originally Posted by Sideshow

But you shag 1! goat

It’s not the best fuck on the farm! That’s a cow, you shove it up there nose and their tongue comes out and licks your balls!