Thread: Rookie mistakes!

Originally Posted by Scouser

Hey Scribe that brings back an eye watering memory of the same result on a cracked plastic toilet seat......ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... .'get it off.....get it off'..........

Two possum Trappers met on day up on a ridge and sat down for a yarn.

First Trapper. 'I sat on a possum trap I set on a log the other day and it caught me by the knackers. Ghastly experience, second worst pain I ever experienced in me life"

Second Trapper. "That's pretty bad mate but surely this was the worst pain you ever experienced in your life".

First Trapper. "Nah, That came when I got to the end of the chain".