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    Takeing people hunting from the forum

    Now iam a below average hunter my dogs are not very good because iam not very good and a piss poor shot at best .It is hard to get started with hunting if you are not from a hunting family .So you see lots of posts on here of people starting out wanting help to get there first animal or a great easy spot to get that first animal .I read the posts and think i know what that is like so i have pmd a few with a offer to them for a walk and see how it goes then if it works out mybe take them on a goat hunt .What i have learnt in the last couple of years is quite intersting i have meet couple of top guys from here but here goes.Most people are full of shit and have a poor grasp of english i tell them we will be going to a area with very low deer numbers probably wont see any deer but will see sign .They sweet as i have people turn up 2 to 3 hours late tell them to bring a compass they turn did you bring a compass no i have a phone with a gps app .Had one person load a firearm inside my hunting jeep same person sulked on the way back because we didnt see any deer then to make the day better he thought it was strange that someone would pm him to take him hunting and teach the little that i know he thought i wanted to take him into the bush and fuck him he is lucky he still has his teeth .Another keen person came down went out for a walk sore a bit of sign but no animals gave him some meat out of the frezzer so he had some thing to take home .Took him goat hunting now the reality was this guy was a soft cock like most so called men today turns out if you shoot a animal there is a chance you might get dirty most new so called hunters are to wimpy to gut a animal so you end up doing all the work .Like when they say to you i need to go number 2 what do i do i say grab a spade and some shit paper go for a walk dig a hole they look at you if you are retarded i look at these soft cocks shakeing my head to myself another that should never bred .So i have found not to many people want to put in a effort with hunting its the now age of soft wimpy men that cant really fend for themselves. So my advice to people starting out hunting go hunting the more you go the more chance you have STOP watching all the crap on you tube tv social media harden up and get out there

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    Quote Originally Posted by sometimes1 View Post
    Now iam a below average hunter my dogs are not very good because iam not very good and a piss poor shot at best .It is hard to get started with hunting if you are not from a hunting family .So you see lots of posts on here of people starting out wanting help to get there first animal or a great easy spot to get that first animal .I read the posts and think i know what that is like so i have pmd a few with a offer to them for a walk and see how it goes then if it works out mybe take them on a goat hunt .What i have learnt in the last couple of years is quite intersting i have meet couple of top guys from here but here goes.Most people are full of shit and have a poor grasp of english i tell them we will be going to a area with very low deer numbers probably wont see any deer but will see sign .They sweet as i have people turn up 2 to 3 hours late tell them to bring a compass they turn did you bring a compass no i have a phone with a gps app .Had one person load a firearm inside my hunting jeep same person sulked on the way back because we didnt see any deer then to make the day better he thought it was strange that someone would pm him to take him hunting and teach the little that i know he thought i wanted to take him into the bush and fuck him he is lucky he still has his teeth .Another keen person came down went out for a walk sore a bit of sign but no animals gave him some meat out of the frezzer so he had some thing to take home .Took him goat hunting now the reality was this guy was a soft cock like most so called men today turns out if you shoot a animal there is a chance you might get dirty most new so called hunters are to wimpy to gut a animal so you end up doing all the work .Like when they say to you i need to go number 2 what do i do i say grab a spade and some shit paper go for a walk dig a hole they look at you if you are retarded i look at these soft cocks shakeing my head to myself another that should never bred .So i have found not to many people want to put in a effort with hunting its the now age of soft wimpy men that cant really fend for themselves. So my advice to people starting out hunting go hunting the more you go the more chance you have STOP watching all the crap on you tube tv social media harden up and get out there
    I have bad dyslexia so my english is poor its hard for me to wright down things

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    Quote Originally Posted by sometimes1 View Post
    I have bad dyslexia so my english is poor its hard for me to wright down things
    You write just fine, straight from the heart, great post.
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    Welcome to the world of instant gratification and entitlement …….
    I want what I want, and I want it now, and I want you to give it to me ……. and I will sulk if I don't get it, and I will take grievous offence if you say anything bad about me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hotbarrels View Post
    Welcome to the world of instant gratification and entitlement …….
    I want what I want, and I want it now, and I want you to give it to me ……. and I will sulk if I don't get it, and I will take grievous offence if you say anything bad about me!
    That's about it. @sometimes1 took me out ith him a couple of times, and I had a great time. My stump boot wasn't quite right and I had to pull the pin, second time, but we had good food, good talk and a good look in the bush. First time was not long after my hip replacement and the man actually carried my pack for me when I started to fuck out. We walked 18 k's that day. Didn't see a deer but did see sign, so they are there. If this guy offes you an armed tramp, you would have to be a limpdick not to take it. Hope we can do it again after I have a new knee, Mate. I'll do another bacon&egg pie, and hopefully carry YOUR pack for a bit.

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    I have taken many newbies into the bush over the years and always to low yield places. Invariably they will be noisy and not in tune with the bush their first time out but I have always enjoyed imparting some knowledge and they do go on to hunt by themselves and succeed at it. Don’t give up, we need more hunters in society.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Invariably they will be noisy and not in tune with the bush
    You just described my son on Saturday. Thank god he's got sharp eyes though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barefoot View Post
    You just described my son on Saturday. Thank god he's got sharp eyes though.
    You have a great training ground for him to learn in.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    With a bloke this last weekend who had shot 4 deer so far in his hunting life. He had just shot his fifth. and told me he hadn't gutted a deer yet as it had been done for him.
    Right mate your going to do a crash course right now I said. To be fair he did the job under instruction and didn't do to bad either.
    Its part of the responcability of hunting to be able to do so as well as cutting it up etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sometimes1 View Post
    Now iam a below average hunter my dogs are not very good because iam not very good and a piss poor shot at best .It is hard to get started with hunting if you are not from a hunting family .So you see lots of posts on here of people starting out wanting help to get there first animal or a great easy spot to get that first animal .I read the posts and think i know what that is like so i have pmd a few with a offer to them for a walk and see how it goes then if it works out mybe take them on a goat hunt .What i have learnt in the last couple of years is quite intersting i have meet couple of top guys from here but here goes.Most people are full of shit and have a poor grasp of english i tell them we will be going to a area with very low deer numbers probably wont see any deer but will see sign .They sweet as i have people turn up 2 to 3 hours late tell them to bring a compass they turn did you bring a compass no i have a phone with a gps app .Had one person load a firearm inside my hunting jeep same person sulked on the way back because we didnt see any deer then to make the day better he thought it was strange that someone would pm him to take him hunting and teach the little that i know he thought i wanted to take him into the bush and fuck him he is lucky he still has his teeth .Another keen person came down went out for a walk sore a bit of sign but no animals gave him some meat out of the frezzer so he had some thing to take home .Took him goat hunting now the reality was this guy was a soft cock like most so called men today turns out if you shoot a animal there is a chance you might get dirty most new so called hunters are to wimpy to gut a animal so you end up doing all the work .Like when they say to you i need to go number 2 what do i do i say grab a spade and some shit paper go for a walk dig a hole they look at you if you are retarded i look at these soft cocks shakeing my head to myself another that should never bred .So i have found not to many people want to put in a effort with hunting its the now age of soft wimpy men that cant really fend for themselves. So my advice to people starting out hunting go hunting the more you go the more chance you have STOP watching all the crap on you tube tv social media harden up and get out there
    I think you will find it's a North Island thing, you don't get that sort of shit with the men down here in the South
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    Quote Originally Posted by 7mm Rem Mag View Post
    I think you will find it's a North Island thing, you don't get that sort of shit with the men down here in the South
    Bullshit, I've seen manbuns in CHCH, clear proof that contamination has spread to the mainland.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barefoot View Post
    Bullshit, I've seen manbuns in CHCH, clear proof that contamination has spread to the mainland.
    Shit, oh well I suppose it had to happen sooner or later Cross breeding with those buggers in the north
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    Quote Originally Posted by 7mm Rem Mag View Post
    Shit, oh well I suppose it had to happen sooner or later Cross breeding with those buggers in the north
    Do I hear a Banjo ?...and if I'd known it was your mother.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barefoot View Post
    Bullshit, I've seen manbuns in CHCH, clear proof that contamination has spread to the mainland.
    yep the sheep population in the south island has diminished: quite a bit compared to the good old days when men were men and sheep were nervous
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    I took a few forum members(newbys) on hunts when the forum was in its infancy.
    Hunts ranged from private property drag it to the ute style to very big day public land style.
    Everyone I took was very keen to get out there and see how it was done and be involved with the butchering and tho a few shit themselves at realising the distance needed to walk they did it without complaining.

    Always good to get non hunters hunting just be sure to hunt ethically and set the example.
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