Thread: Thiefs!

To the person who stole the spotlights off the front of my truck while I was out hunting today. FUCK YOU!

That sucks Luke. Where was your truck parked?

Bastards are every where!! At least you still have your truck though. These scum bags need fixing permantly not just a wet ticket slap.

What would have you done if you arrived at the scene after your hunt and caught them in act?

I have often thought about this scenario and wonder what others would do in the same circumstance?

So far this year:
- My race bike van has been broken into twice, each time by smashing a side window, to discover nothing to take
- My race bike van has had the tank drained
- My 4wd had a side window smashed to rip out the stereo
- My 4wd has had the front bumper stolen
- My work van had a side mirror stolen
- My 4wd had the spare stolen off the back

I pray and pray and pray, for the opportunity to have one or several of these fucksticks to fall into my hands. Justice will be vigorously done, Several would be preferable to provide a better legal defence for just how vigorous the justice would be. One day............

Careful Dundee you will start to sound like me.

Originally Posted by Rushy

Careful Dundee you will start to sound like me.

I was careful as I didn't say what I might do But be interesting to hear others views.

Originally Posted by Dundee

I was careful as I didn't say what I might do But be interesting to hear others views.

geeze DD that would be a bad day, worse would be if you started to look like him!

Originally Posted by Dundee

I was careful as I didn't say what I might do But be interesting to hear others views.

@Dundee

I have no views on such matters and remain completely neutral on the subject.

However I would like to tell some tall tales of old.

Once upon a time in a land far far away, no so long ago, a couple of local low life's attempted to steal the old fellas Holden from across the road.

It was late one dark summers night.

Apparently a couple of fit, keen young neighbours heard what was going on and descended from their lodging to challenge said car thieves to a duel.

Said car thieves, on seeing said Fit Keen Young Fellas, said to themselves bugger this, decamped from said Holden and did a runner leaving the old fellas car in the middle of the road with the doors wide open.

Said Keen Young Neighbours said this isn't right and without further thought immediately gave chase.

Said Car Thieves, who had attempted to steal an old mans pride and joy, made a fatal flaw and ran into the very large and very dark Racecourse that was nearby, hoping to make good their escape.

But said keen young fellas with their local knowledge, keen eyesight and hearing were swift of foot and soon over took said car thieves.

Other neighbours had by this time gathered on the street to see what the commotion was all about and to their surprise they began to hear muffled grunts, more than a few thumps and several healthy whacks accompanied with shrill sounds of what sounded like someone experiencing some pain,

This was shortly followed by an unknown voice yelling out "And tell your mate that's what's gonna happen to him when we catch him".

Several minutes after these noises had ceased said Keen Young Fellas appeared from the darkness of the racecourse looking pretty pleased with themselves.

The older women folk who had gathered on the street immediately began to enquire about the noises they had heard and the whereabouts of said car thieves.

One keen young fella was heard to say, never caught up with them, Don't know what happened but had also heard the noises and decided it was time to leave said very dark racecourse.

Said neighbours, accepting of this plausible explanation, then helped the Old Fella put his Holden back in the car port and secure it for the remainder of the night.

Everyone gathered then slowly went back to their houses and after a few celebratory beers and several retellings of the nights adventures said Keen Young Fellas also retired for the night, exhausted from their adventures but feeling very pleased with their endeavours.

Said Holden was never been touched by low life's again.

And they all lived happily ever after.

The End

Cheers
Pete

Originally Posted by P38

However I would like to tell some tall tales of old.

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Now that is a good old fashion bed time story I like to read

@Sidney your going to get busy mate!!!!!

Let them speak with Roy

It just annoys me that you work hard to pay for these things and you can't even leave your car unattended without someone either stealing it or the likes. Had my truck stolen last year as well. Bastards.

Originally Posted by Luke.S

It just annoys me that you work hard to pay for these things and you can't even leave your car unattended without someone either stealing it or the likes. Had my truck stolen last year as well. Bastards.

Conservatives want to make it mandatory for convicted crims to serve the full sentence, just sayin............... 3 more years.

Originally Posted by 257weatherby

Conservatives want to make it mandatory for convicted crims to serve the full sentence, just sayin............... 3 more years.

Good idea but at 65k plus a year to house and sometimes eat and live better than some beneficiaries. Its not really a punishment for them. Just a holiday with good food.

Yes for max sentence but maybe target serious crimes rather than the more minor stuff

Guys, one solution to catch the bastards, it would be to set up a trail camera close to where you park your vehicle each time you go for a hunt.and a second one on the road/ track going to your vehicle so you make sure you can catch the number plate of their vehicle as well, just in case.
It is sad to have to resort to those kind of procedures to catch the bastards. And even if they get caught they probably end up with a slap on the wrist:-(