Thread: Total lock down in 48hours

Originally Posted by Maca49

Letters, Newspapers and invoices? WTF are those?

Fuck it, I am in self imposed lockdown so here goes.

Letters (in this instance) are words written on pieces of paper Typically sent between people that like one another. Being the cantankerous old coot you are, you probably won’t get many.

Newspapers are Fish and Chip wrappers in the larval stage. Generally printed in black on white news print paper, they are full of lies and flights of fancy made up by people called journalists (which is a collective noun for a group of sycophantic people who write stories about other people’s misery because the can’t actually uncover any real news).

Invoices are a claim made by a seller to a buyer where the seller has provided the buyer with a product or service in response to a promise of deferred payment. You will not likely receive any invoices as your wife doesn’t let you have money, let alone buy anything.

How are you holding up you old bugger? I mowed five acres of paddocks with a ride on lawn mower today just to break the boredom. The upside is that my Iwatch says I have done 23,396 steps so I can eat shit loads tonight.

Originally Posted by Rushy

Fuck it, I am in self imposed lockdown so here goes.

Letters (in this instance) are words written on pieces of paper Typically sent between people that like one another. Being the cantankerous old coot you are, you probably won’t get many.

Newspapers are Fish and Chip wrappers in the larval stage. Generally printed in black on white news print paper, they are full of lies and flights of fancy made up by people called journalists (which is a collective noun for a group of sycophantic people who write stories about other people’s misery because the can’t actually uncover any real news).

Invoices are a claim made by a seller to a buyer where the seller has provided the buyer with a product or service in response to a promise of deferred payment. You will not likely receive any invoices as your wife doesn’t let you have money, let alone buy anything.

How are you holding up you old bugger? I mowed five acres of paddocks with a ride on lawn mower today just to break the boredom. The upside is that my Iwatch says I have done 23,396 steps so I can eat shit loads tonight.

I’m still working, essential service, shit pumps on the floor. Will wait till the armed dick turns up to close me down!! Only 23,000 steps? How many flights? Did you arse up and get the message? Ride on are great relaxation!!

Originally Posted by Maca49

I’m still working, essential service, shit pumps on the floor. Will wait till the armed dick turns up to close me down!! Only 23,000 steps? How many flights? Did you arse up and get the message? Ride on are great relaxation!!

178 flights. Just over forty of those will be real from my walk up the hill.