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  1. 20-09-2013, 12:56 PM #1
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    You cheeky shits. That would put my arse four foot six off the ground at the top of the scratching and three inches off the ground at the bottom. Everyone knows I am not that tall and my knees aren't up to that sort of bending. Clearly Gibo was dry humping it.
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    You cheeky shits. That would put my arse four foot six off the ground at the top of the scratching and three inches off the ground at the bottom. Everyone knows I am not that tall and my knees aren't up to that sort of bending. Clearly Gibo was dry humping it.
    The old pass the buck trick aye!!! I reckon you used the bottle to gain more hight on the tree to assist with your dagg removal!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibo View Post
    The old pass the buck trick aye!!!!
    Oh OK then the truth is the nut sack was itchy so I gave it a rub and then got turned on and a little bit carried away.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Oh OK then the truth is the nut sack was itchy so I gave it a rub and then got turned on and a little bit carried away.
    Truth prevails!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    You cheeky shits. That would put my arse four foot six off the ground at the top of the scratching and three inches off the ground at the bottom. Everyone knows I am not that tall and my knees aren't up to that sort of bending. Clearly Gibo was dry humping it.
    I reckon your pole dancing skills would easily allow you to scrub that close to the ground Rushy?
    Do what ya want! Ya will anyway.
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