Thread: Bum bag. S day pack vs pijau vs ultralight

Originally Posted by Dorkus

Depending on location and time of year, I often go ultralight...

Wear only socks and a blaze blue beanie, camo paint up so the whites of my inner thighs don't spook animals. I carry a Bowie knife in my teeth and tape a PLB to the small of my back (in case of emergency)

I go similar but have managed to cut a bit more weight off - I only wear the bottom of my socks and go completely naked except for the obligatory blue blaze bodypaint
I have eschewed the Bowie knife in favour of a scalpel blade insert that fits to my one false tooth - I find that I am so secret squirrel that I can bite the deer on the leg as they wander past
They usually die of fright after that, in which case I bone them out with the scalpel blade then truss them up in an impromptu harness using my unitard mankini raincoat