Southland barely exists in the minds of most NZ'ders. You could forgive somebody overseas for wondering what the hell it is.
For those who don't know; it's a frozen wasteland, devoid of any game animals. It's a bit like North Korea - segregated from the rest of the world - and ruled by a dictator (who happens to be a polar bear).
Southlanders subsist on a strict diet of Speights (type of beer - I imagine similar in taste to sewer water in Dallas?) and oysters.
And it's got its' own form of dress code (akin to the situation in the Middle East), but instead of headscarves, all men are required to wear skirts, or else they are deported to Auckland as a form of punishment.
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