As it goes I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
Thats how much I love Taylor Swift.
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As it goes I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
Thats how much I love Taylor Swift.
:D Have you got a Walkie talkie. I Ve got wind ! :P :on fire: what channel ? .
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When I was about twenty I put a dog box on my hilux , only ever had one pig on it . But man did I take the long way home ! . Ha ha cracks me up now .
There was a guy who worked at the place next to my work with the most ridiculous lifted hilux covered in s/s bits and lights and crap with the 2.2? Diesel. It was the wankyest thing anybody ever saw and the odd time he managed to get a pig he would drive round with it on the back till people complained about the stench.Quote:
Originally Posted by Munsey
I've got the latest apple I phone does that count
Definitly, the only place for apples is on tree's :DQuote:
Originally Posted by northdude
Wakefield any given Saturday!!!!!:XD::XD:Quote:
Originally Posted by veitnamcam
Hand help radios when I was 18, they were the size of a small steero , about 3 kg all up, they had F all range and didnt like water, since then dive tourches, knifes, soft bait rods , jig rods ,lures and more fishing shit than you can imagine!!
The worst was a rubbish bag worrier!! The barstard looked the part came from a line of hunting parents , but was boar shy as and got lost at every oppertuninty possible. Sitting at the bottom of a fire break howling it's guts out ... would shut up while I whislted and called ... then back into song whilst I caught my breath. I still rember that barstard everytime I see a dog box.
Was last seen in the back seat of a Ford cortina, little old lady wanted a large dog ...
Boyds EVO stock for the 10/22. Lovely to use at the range, very ergo and sexy lookin but a pain to lug 'round over your shoulder out in the field.
I used to work on those years ago at Schofields in auckland.... bet you wont do THAT again will you!? :XD:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shearer
Bought a heavy barreled T3 varmint rifle but didn't really do much varminting.
Then realised my scope didn't fit the Optilocks, as it touched the heavy barrel.
Got some horrible Warne adjustable windage rings to fit the scope.
Hated the rings, hated carrying the rifle around.
Sold it for a loss of around $450 all up.
:wtfsmilie: you must have different eyes to me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Proneshooter
yea I did this to a .22 Attachment 37332
bit wanky but turned out bloody handy then wacked a shiny silver scope on it
After a long wait I bought myself the so "special" CZ455 22lr varmint, awesome little toy. 2 months later I won our local NZDA club shoot with it, on the same day I of the comp on way back home I stop on my "home" hunting shop, to my surprise they had just "landed" at the shop a same CZ455 on the evolution stock... Guess what?! I bought it as well, no need to it "at all" just the "need" of a "fancy" toy...
Boomer! I actually don't like the evolution stock as much I thought I would, planing in get a Boyds, Tacticool or something like it to replace the Evo.
Na this guy was extremely special, you will remember seeing the truck around I am sure,yellow old old shape lux,, chrome or s/s stacks up each side of the cab massive wank roll bar covered in spotlights that would probably stall the 2.2 if turned on, ridiculously high but only on 33s.Quote:
Originally Posted by stingray
Had a pig on the back for over a week once.
Yip I rember the one 4 huge spotties on roll bar, never had mud or dirt on it. They reckoned he put a 70 litre fuel cell in it. Was some huge feet on the bugger... Oh yes huge wank factor !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by veitnamcam
Lol I had a mate who owned an old petrol hilux. He put a set of 33" Maxxis on it and never drove it cuz of the guard rub. I don't think they ever touched mud once. Then he sold the truck.
Great thread!
Took one mint old Sako L61R finnbear (and I mean pristine) dropped it into a macmillian stock, shortened the barrel and whacked a can on it. This was before macmillians and cans were very common in NZ. After defiling the poor old thing I sold it for a massive loss to trade in on a CZ. I've never spoke publicly about it, still makes me cringe
Brought a lime green LJ Torana with a bonnet scoop and worked motor... OK i was young and it sounded cool. Turns out the whole floor was rusted out and covered with fibreglass! Had to weld the whole thing up at an expense of several months worth of weekends.:dark mood:
I like Lime GreenQuote:
Originally Posted by samba
Oh the shame :( Big balls for owning up to that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pointer
I once bought a Holden. At least the new owner found a use for it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XD1oBbk2cCY&t=89
Its kinda slow... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by kiwijames
Why, it was only a Sako :)Quote:
Originally Posted by veitnamcam
pffft you guys are pathetic :) ive got a race escudo with race headlight covers and race bug deflector on the race bonnet, ive also fitted a race head unit and race uhf with race aerial and light weight race bracket its also got race floor mats and a race spare wheel cover theres a race booster seat in the back and race budget at tyres on genuine standard race wheels topped off with chrome race valve caps hell ive even got a shirt with racing written on it I where when im out in my race escudo you guys want to hear about my wankticool rifle
Racist prick. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by northdude
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I'm with VC. I'm too much of a tight arse to buy anything without thinking it through thoroughly. Being the quiet type I tend to buy quiet understated gear. But I did by a brand spanking new XR200RD back in the day for $3050. After 5 years it was valued at only $3000. :XD:
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Originally Posted by gadgetman
but were you on time on it?:P
WTFs an Escudo? Sounds like a slow dildo?Quote:
Originally Posted by northdude
I thought it was Spanish or Portuguese money, but I guess that's not correct.
id like to here about the rifle:thumbsup:
Absolutely, I wasn't married with kids.Quote:
Originally Posted by longrange308
Oh, ... and I didn't have my twin giving me only half bits of directions.
It'll be a race tikka with a race wankathingy and a race hoozywotsit and a ...Quote:
Originally Posted by longrange308
I sporter-ised a Mosin for long range shooting.
Suzuki 4x4Quote:
Originally Posted by Maca49
my wanktical rifle is totally ready for deployment at a moments notice its got a customised barrel I did myself with a hacksaw and recrown with a file its got a tm tacticool sniper scope I got for $20 its got 12 tacticool rails for making sure its clumsy and heavy enough with 4 tacticool torches light weight tacticool bipod holo sight I phone holder camera gps a scope level a huge magazine an extra tacticool ammo holder on the but to be extra tacticool I leave 1 round out and replace it with a chuppa chup I did my own tacticool paint job and it matches my bdu but im waiting for mum to wash it as I spilt something on it when I was deployed to the shopping mall all weekend so yeah between my escudo and my wanktical rifle im pretty much ready for any assingnment oh and its realy accurate ive fired 4 shots out of it:thumbsup:
I was only a kid at the time but some fat fuck turned up at Jumbo Hut all huffing and puffing...he proceeded to show us youngsters all his essential kit which just happened to include a Ww2 entrenching tool / spade type thing...looked bloody heavy.....just in case he had to dig in ??? He also had all sorts of canteens tied onto his pack and corks on his hat.....they're out there......anyway enjoying this thread and cracking up about the toolbit who ferried that pig around on the back of his wagon for a week or so.....
Tikkas and sakos lol I still want another sako
