Thread: The Dirty South Rape an Pillage (Part 1 Day 1...night)

Well as some of you know me a OLD BALDBOB decided we would go away for a long weekend to get some chamios, but as the weather today looked like shit for today we flagged our tops fly in trip................ Here we are having a little ramble.

After having the day up an down creeks looking for chamios, we got back an got back to the big smoke of whataroa an first plan was pub was calling us for a bevy an tea, So we wantered on down an after getting eye balled from the locals there an me paying adam out been a dirty fisherman.............(Another story.............)

Ordered the whataro burger.......all the burgers mixed/jammed into one, half way through i got the tx from a mate in grey what i was upto, said was "south for the weekend an was going to shine the 'moon' around latter, he asked where an said then he decided that him an a mate where coming down so would meet up an go together........................just so we didnt rape it for them

So we had a quite couple of quites, them awaited for them to arrive just before the next day was about to tick over, we talked alot of shit an headed off for the mission

After alot of shit talking on the road an the windows got wound down on far to many occastions as the gag refleces where almost getting a workout.

Spotted deer number 1 an that was mr angry bobs one, so he let drive an mr deer had a stumble an round 2 was then discharged......to witch he was really trying to slow id down..........................by taking a wheel out but it was fucked after the 1st lung shot, he done the dead (behaved for a fisherman) an we moved on.

Was alot more shit talking an paying each other out

The mate spotted another after mates mate (mouth full) thought id was a hear not an deer for a start he then drilled ut hopping through the blackberrys, threy that cunt of an away we went again, the dry spell then began for awhile with my eyes struggling to stay open an having a knotted sore guts, we spotted 2 more but left them an carryed on reaced the turn around point an was another hind standing there not worried about us an she had no need to be as she was safe as we ddnt want to swim the lake to recover

After seen a few possums an thining how young R93 would be abusing us for letting them go if her was here, we where almost back when i spotted with the light of the moon that there was one sitting down so we had a quitk 40m mad dash to get where could have a pop an it popped up then got smashed back over, when his mate decided to make a runner an he also felt the hand of god an struck the ground hard, the was nother nice easy fast recovery an we where outies an heading home

All in all we had a fucking blast talking shit hasseling each other we all had a good turn getting payed out an come after been up for over the 24hr stint it was the clean up an hocks off as nother guy piked he got told he could have the hocks in his drive................well i know id be tipping from piking an haveing 16hocks in my drive

Here is the end result

Slaying the deer, plenty of BBQ veini there, good shit

Thats a handy haul guys i bet that will add alot of "sausage" to your resevouir

LOl Tuigirl2 has a slight aversion toward the sausage ah tonka

Good to see Coasters still deposit hocks on other hunter's driveways! Had a few on mine and threw a few out the window back in the day!!!!

Good stuff.
Looks like your not so popular on the Dark side

The darkside version is an absolutely hilarious piece of work and the 5 star outcome of some srious cabin fever lol

Originally Posted by baldbob

The darkside version is an absolutely hilarious piece of work and the 5 star outcome of some srious cabin fever lol

we did get what we where after over there
cabin feaver was a bit much an been there with a fisherman....................................welll .................................................. .............

Enjoyed your litle stir did you. Im for peace and love. Why dont you just let it be. Theres no need to ruin everyones day..

Originally Posted by headcase

Enjoyed your litle stir did you. Im for peace and love. Why dont you just let it be. Theres no need to ruin everyones day..

have let it be cabin feaver sux at best of times

LOL yea cabin fevers bad.... Abes arse has a terrible waft.....

Swapping between forums by members from here (to there) for a very bad taste wind up about spotlighting put this forum in a very bad light (excuse the pun).

If you had done it on here you would have breached this forum's self agreed rules (bringing hunting into ill repute), why do you think you can do it over there with impunity? I enjoy this forum a lot, but there will be an exodus if this sort of crap keeps up.

You 2 need to grow up.

Originally Posted by Tahr

Swapping between forums by members from here (to there) for a very bad taste wind up about spotlighting put this forum in a very bad light (excuse the pun).

If you had done it on here you would have breached this forum's self agreed rules (bringing hunting into ill repute), why do you think you can do it over there with impunity? I enjoy this forum a lot, but there will be an exodus if this sort of crap keeps up.

You 2 need to grow up.

Delete it then i dont realy give to shits fuck Delete tui_man2 why you are at it

Neither I thought it was Fukn hilarious... We never mentioned or made hints or riled this forum in our posts it was the darkside mods that did all the mentioning and bringing up of this forum..... Theres alotta of PC fukwittincy on the darkside and onemindedness on opinions...... Especially with the forlorn way of the "torch"... And also there ways of assuming specifics without facts, they always do it....... Someone had to do it and it might as well have been us..... It there own fault they grabbed the bait and tool all the line...... Infact it became obvious they were letting the thread roll towards the end to rile a public shitfight.......

Well, no one will see what you posted on there Bob, or how you posted it, so you can pretty much say what you like in your own defence.
However, your behaviour and actions are un-defensible. You might be nice people in the flesh, but sometimes on the forums you are just a pair of childish fuck wits.