Thread: The Dirty South Rape an Pillage (Part 1 Day 1...night)

Well as some of you know me a OLD BALDBOB decided we would go away for a long weekend to get some chamios, but as the weather today looked like shit for today we flagged our tops fly in trip................ Here we are having a little ramble.

After having the day up an down creeks looking for chamios, we got back an got back to the big smoke of whataroa an first plan was pub was calling us for a bevy an tea, So we wantered on down an after getting eye balled from the locals there an me paying adam out been a dirty fisherman.............(Another story.............)

Ordered the whataro burger.......all the burgers mixed/jammed into one, half way through i got the tx from a mate in grey what i was upto, said was "south for the weekend an was going to shine the 'moon' around latter, he asked where an said then he decided that him an a mate where coming down so would meet up an go together........................just so we didnt rape it for them

So we had a quite couple of quites, them awaited for them to arrive just before the next day was about to tick over, we talked alot of shit an headed off for the mission

After alot of shit talking on the road an the windows got wound down on far to many occastions as the gag refleces where almost getting a workout.

Spotted deer number 1 an that was mr angry bobs one, so he let drive an mr deer had a stumble an round 2 was then discharged......to witch he was really trying to slow id down..........................by taking a wheel out but it was fucked after the 1st lung shot, he done the dead (behaved for a fisherman) an we moved on.

Was alot more shit talking an paying each other out

The mate spotted another after mates mate (mouth full) thought id was a hear not an deer for a start he then drilled ut hopping through the blackberrys, threy that cunt of an away we went again, the dry spell then began for awhile with my eyes struggling to stay open an having a knotted sore guts, we spotted 2 more but left them an carryed on reaced the turn around point an was another hind standing there not worried about us an she had no need to be as she was safe as we ddnt want to swim the lake to recover

After seen a few possums an thining how young R93 would be abusing us for letting them go if her was here, we where almost back when i spotted with the light of the moon that there was one sitting down so we had a quitk 40m mad dash to get where could have a pop an it popped up then got smashed back over, when his mate decided to make a runner an he also felt the hand of god an struck the ground hard, the was nother nice easy fast recovery an we where outies an heading home

All in all we had a fucking blast talking shit hasseling each other we all had a good turn getting payed out an come after been up for over the 24hr stint it was the clean up an hocks off as nother guy piked he got told he could have the hocks in his drive................well i know id be tipping from piking an haveing 16hocks in my drive

Here is the end result