How to get a stag this roar

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Originally Posted by Toby

I never even considered it sorry. I was almost thinking about it though.

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We could hear it thundering up the alley-way of bright ideas that are incredibly entertaining to watch.

Don't disappoint us!

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Originally Posted by Rushy

We could have milked this a little longer spoil sport.

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I know Rushy! I just got worried in case he was doing exactly what SiB said. He is usually quicker to answer. I didnt want to read on stuff or yahoo that Police are hunting some cunt called R93 for poor advice influencing a young fella and in turn stessing a heap of pregnant women by way of a hunting forum:D

No walking necessary mate.

You could have tried from your bed - page a nurse, have them bring the preggers Moms to visit you. Simply have a commode chair by your bed for them as they sit to talk to you. Multi-tasking. Very liberated. The moms I'm sure would appreciate your sensitivity and kindness - you gain a multi-scented jacket.

You may end up with enough to sell to either your friendly chinese herbalist or other hunters sucked in by the scent-story!

Here's a deal. You give me your jacket and I'll sort the piss.

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Originally Posted by R93

I know Rushy! I just got worried in case he was doing exactly what SiB said. He is usually quicker to answer. I didnt want to read on stuff or yahoo that Police are hunting some cunt called R93 for poor advice influencing a young fella and in turn stessing a heap of pregnant women by way of a hunting forum:D

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Ha ha ha ha. I am cackling away to myself. This thread has made my otherwise crap day somewhat better

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Originally Posted by R93

I know Rushy! I just got worried in case he was doing exactly what SiB said. He is usually quicker to answer. I didnt want to read on stuff or yahoo that Police are hunting some cunt called R93 for poor advice influencing a young fella and in turn stessing a heap of pregnant women by way of a hunting forum:D

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Ahh poor misleaded R93, For the cops to hunt you they would first have to *catch* me and before you say "you're in hospital" atm I am disconnected from my pole and can run(*hobble*) away. Should They catch me, you're in the shit.

You don't need jackets Toby!

You can buy little spray bottles - bottle it and package it as "Toby's Secret Scent - make that stag love you".

Trade Me here we come! - I can see little displays at every H&F store - and hunters having a squirt of their lucky 'aftershave' before stepping off into the bush.

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Originally Posted by SiB

You don't need jackets Toby!

You can buy little spray bottles - bottle it and package it as "Toby's Secret Scent - make that stag love you".

Trade Me here we come! - I can see little displays at every H&F store - and hunters having a squirt of their lucky 'aftershave' before stepping off into the bush.

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Sounds like a plan. Business partners?

So your saying you would roll on me? tsk! tsk! I will have too reconsider the LBFMs I would have sent too your room:P

LBFM's?

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Originally Posted by Toby

LBFM's?

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If you are lucky Toby it will mean large blonde female masseuses

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Originally Posted by Rushy

If you are lucky Toby it will mean large blonde female masseuses

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Co'mon Rushy, you dated one? Or is that your point?:thumbsup:

Hahaha just googled it. I dont know if its right but if it is you keep em

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Originally Posted by R93

Co'mon Rushy, you dated one? Or is that your point?:thumbsup:

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I have woken up next to a number that I am sure I never even met so knowing their names was a challenge let alone their occupation. Then again like many old soldiers, there were quite a few that I was absolutely certain about the profession of.

Gotta love SE Asia eh, Rushy?:thumbsup: Every young red blooded kiwi male could do with the experience I reckon.:D