Thread: married to a kiwi Discussion 3: “The end of the Pontoon Villa”

Jeez Sideshow for crying out loud man, take this good lady to Bora Bora and then bring her back home and show her what real living is like. A weekend away in the Taihape Tavern would be a good contrast. Real people, great grub and a wire wove bed with a cappock mattress. Turn on a bit of charm by letting her have a go on the dart board first followed by a couple of games of pool with the locals and Bob’s your Nana. She will never speak of Bora Bora to you again. Of course there is always the possibility that she will never speak to you again full stop but thems the chances you gotta take when exposing a lady to the Kiwi heartland. Hell man I’ll even chip in and shout you both a cheese and egg burger for dinner.