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ONE DAY MY FREND AND ME WENT FOR A DEAR HUNT. IT WAS FUN
A DEAR JUMPD OUT AND I SMOKED IT WITH MY LATEE GUN. ABE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS A NICE DEER
THEN WE WENT HOME IN THE DARK I HOP ONE DAY MY FREND ABE CAN COME SHOOT MY DEAR AT MY HOSE.
MY MUMMY DIDNT HLDPED ME WITH THIS.
LOVE.
CHRIS.
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17-11-2013, 07:56 PM #1Member
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MY FREND ABE
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17-11-2013, 08:01 PM #2OPCz
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Classic.
It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
Rule 1: Treat every firearm as loaded
Rule 2: Always point firearms in a safe direction
Rule 3: Load a firearm only when ready to fire
Rule 4: Identify your target beyond all doubt
Rule 5: Check your firing zone
Rule 6: Store firearms and ammunition safely
Rule 7: Avoid alcohol and drugs when handling firearms
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17-11-2013, 08:03 PM #3Almost literate.
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"Hunting and fishing" fucking over licenced firearms owners since ages ago.
308Win One chambering to rule them all.
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17-11-2013, 08:03 PM #4Member
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Nice work Chris.
There are only three types of people in this world. Those that can count, and those that can't!
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17-11-2013, 08:10 PM #5Member
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Mad bugger
Forgotmaboltagain+1
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17-11-2013, 08:16 PM #6Gone But Not Forgotten
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Who's the "dickhead" holding the deer?
VIVA LA HOWA
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17-11-2013, 08:17 PM #7Member
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Nice penis! Good hunting!
Boom, cough,cough,cough
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17-11-2013, 08:20 PM #8Member
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I thought you said it would be impossible Moronge?
I spose being a wee knobby, it ran you's around a bit.
Last edited by R93; 17-11-2013 at 08:26 PM.
Do what ya want! Ya will anyway.
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17-11-2013, 08:23 PM #9Member
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Hey that's no way to treat a Latte Rifle
Boom, cough,cough,cough
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17-11-2013, 08:51 PM #10Member
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Awesome report Chris.
You must be very proud of your Hunting skills and your excellent Penmanship too.
I'd be a bit worried about your dick turning green though.
But don't worry about it too much as it'll probably drop off soon.
Cheers
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And thats pretty much what id imagined Abes friends to be like
veitnamcam likes this."You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down" Charlie Chaplin
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17-11-2013, 09:16 PM #12Member
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ITS CHRIS AGEN THANK U AL FOR BE ENG MY FRENDS TO IF U LIKE TO SMOKE DEARS WE CAN SUMTIM
IT WAS MY SECUND DEAR THIS YEAR BUT THE OTHA ONE WAS THE SIZE OF ADUMS BIG TUMMY AND SMELD THA SAME
LOVE ALL MY FRENDS U GUAYS
CHRIS
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17-11-2013, 09:21 PM #13Member
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EXEPT SNEEZE U AR LIKE A HOT GAS TORCH IN A STUPID GARAG
NO DEARS FOR ME AND YOU ILL TELL YOU ON MY MUMMY
SAD CHRIS
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17-11-2013, 09:41 PM #14AB Precision
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You never told them the best bit wee Chris, you fucked off south in went north haha
And I come home with nothing. . . . . River was way to high for this turkey to swim for stupid red skin.
It's your turn next Dave, he's over this week lol ill send him around?
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Bugger, I am not home for another couple weeks. That makes it Adams turn
Originally Posted by tui_man2
Do what ya want! Ya will anyway.
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