Thread: Robbed

So it was such a nice day in the Manawatu this arvo, so I had some lunch & decided to stretch the legs & go for a walk in an area that I go to every now & again, In this spot there are Deer but the story goes that if you see a Deer you're lucky if you bowl one you've hit the jackpot ! But its a good loop to walk & close to town

So I got my shit sorted, jumped in the car & off I went, once there I parked up then toddled off down the hill, during my armed tramp I got to a neat little spot & sat down, pulled out me binos & had just started glassing the basin when my bloody phone starts barkin, bugger I'd forgotten to turn it off, so I reply to the txt & turn it off ( gees the old boys would roll in their graves with the shit we carry in the hills now days )

Oh well I thought & continued to follow gravity, two minutes later & all I see is the arse end of a red skin bolting down through the shrubbery "Ah shit !" so I go another ten yards & consider my options, I can hear the buggars russly around & then FYM she decides to head back up the hill towards me Oh yes I think to myself the Deer gods are smiling on old Philipo today, I raise the might Ruger, start getting all excited while nearly coming in me pants & prepare to give the cnuts a taste of the mighty 44.

Here she comes about 30-40yards to my left trotting up the hill through the ferns I swing into the shot get a bead on her shoulder & POMFAR ( a suppressed 44 doesn't go Boomfa, its more subtle than that ) however as I fire a small thought goes threw my head shit I hope that Ponga never got in the way

In a hail of hooves a the Hind with a yearling in tow take the fuck off in a big hurry & all I hear is them saying Bye bye sucker, I chase em down the hill but to no avail, nothing WTF, I go back to do some CSI work & shit no sign of a hit, fuck a 225grainer should have flattened the bitch, I go back & reconstruct the crime & oh wait whats this big friggen hole in this Ponga, Ar shit X 20 I had managed to hit the biggest bloody Ponga in the whole friggen forest " dead center !"

So it looks like the Deer gods were just yankin poor old Philipo's chain & takin the piss, I never got a photo of the Culprit but hes an artist's impression

Originally Posted by Philipo

So it was such a nice day in the Manawatu this arvo, so I had some lunch & decided to stretch the legs & go for a walk in an area that I go to every now & again, In this spot there are Deer but the story goes that if you see a Deer you're lucky if you bowl one you've hit the jackpot ! But its a good loop to walk & close to town

So I got my shit sorted, jumped in the car & off I went, once there I parked up then toddled off down the hill, during my armed tramp I got to a neat little spot & sat down, pulled out me binos & had just started glassing the basin when my bloody phone starts barkin, bugger I'd forgotten to turn it off, so I reply to the txt & turn it off ( gees the old boys would roll in their graves with the shit we carry in the hills now days )

Oh well I thought & continued to follow gravity, two minutes later & all I see is the arse end of a red skin bolting down through the shrubbery "Ah shit !" so I go another ten yards & consider my options, I can hear the buggars russly around & then FYM she decides to head back up the hill towards me Oh yes I think to myself the Deer gods are smiling on old Philipo today, I raise the might Ruger, start getting all excited while nearly coming in me pants & prepare to give the cnuts a taste of the mighty 44.

Here she comes about 30-40yards to my left trotting up the hill through the ferns I swing into the shot get a bead on her shoulder & POMFAR ( a suppressed 44 doesn't go Boomfa, its more subtle than that ) however as I fire a small thought goes threw my head shit I hope that Ponga never got in the way

In a hail of hooves a the Hind with a yearling in tow take the fuck off in a big hurry & all I hear is them saying Bye bye sucker, I chase em down the hill but to no avail, nothing WTF, I go back to do some CSI work & shit no sign of a hit, fuck a 225grainer should have flattened the bitch, I go back & reconstruct the crime & oh wait whats this big friggen hole in this Ponga, Ar shit X 20 I had managed to hit the biggest bloody Ponga in the whole friggen forest " dead center !"

So it looks like the Deer gods were just yankin poor old Philipo's chain & takin the piss, I never got a photo of the Culprit but hes an artist's impression

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Been there and done that! Only it was a 320DS plus stag standing still. Bit of beech instead of a punga but.

Good shot on that punga Philippo, you got it dead centre.

that holes bigger than a 44.What you bin poken in there?????????????

Originally Posted by 7mmsaum

Good shot on that punga Philippo, you got it dead centre.

Fucken oath I'm a regular dead eye dickhead Now regarding the word "Punga" I looked it up in my Heinemann NZ dictionary & it says & I quote Punga-a common misspelling of PONGA so thats why I refer to it has a Ponga, fucked if I know because Ive always called it a Punga

Originally Posted by madjon_

that holes bigger than a 44.What you bin poken in there?????????????

Blahahaha that sketch is of after I poked my knife in there trying to dig the slug out, Top marks for being so observant Mj

Well, pull my pants down and call me a carpet cleaner, you miserly bastard...trying to dig out a fucken .44 from a puonga, puanga, poanga....a ferny looking tree to re-use.
FFS.....did you think about trying to club that bitch to death with ya mighty Ruger matey, or couldn't ya spindly pins carry you that fast.

PS. bad luck there me old matey...better luck next time 19th to best mate.

Well FYM, Im up to 19th on the "scrotum pole" every cloud has a silver lining aye

Should have loaded up some Barnes in the browning Philipo