Thread: Wanted a copywriter to write articles about hunting optics

To write articles about optics for hunting and an active lifestyle (rifle scope, monoculars, binoculars, rangefinders), an experienced English-speaking native copywriter (Britain, USA, Canada) is required.
It is preferable that the author himself be a practicing hunter.
Thanks.

How about an intro and bio........ you might be some fat hairy pizza eating loser, living in mum and dad's basement, if you are legit, you will have no problem showing it. You are however in the right place, and we do mostly speak a version of engerish.

Andy"nightforce"animal might be the man. Has a natural bias but Ive heard him speak legible English and when it comes to scopes he certainly can type.

Which optical company do you represent?

I have installed many lookinpeepers onto the holdy grabbers of rifles. Does that qualify me? Sorry, taking the piss.

Originally Posted by Tahr

Andy"nightforce"animal might be the man. Has a natural bias but Ive heard him speak legible English and when it comes to scopes he certainly can type.

'heard him speak legible English' WTF How does one hear legible English Tahr ?? Talking book ? Not up to 'copywriter / proof reader standard sorry

I reckon Tahr and Songhurst should form a duopoly and offer their services because between that pair they must have "processed" more rifles and scopes than the rest of us all put together.

Originally Posted by Tahr

Andy"nightforce"animal might be the man. Has a natural bias but Ive heard him speak legible English and when it comes to scopes he certainly can type.

Do other companies make optics?

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Originally Posted by Woody

I reckon Tahr and Songhurst should form a duopoly and offer their services because between that pair they must have "processed" more rifles and scopes than the rest of us all put together.

Harsh

Originally Posted by Tahr

Harsh

however likely fairly accurate ;-)

Originally Posted by GWH

however likely fairly accurate ;-)

like a good rifle should be.....

no good me reviewing scopes......anything over 9x wasted on me,anything without good field of view will be binned....or sit in spare draw.... binos would have to be pretty special to beat the bushnels I use now for any task I ask of them.... rangefinder isnt needed with the mighty .270 under 350 yards so redundant bit of kit.... nice to confirm its under 350 all the same..... a spotting scope could save me some leg work...if I decided to hunt open country....
but bottom line is I would be too honest,if I thought something was crap...I would say it was crap.

Hmmm, no introduction and the first post is asking for volunteers. Perhaps I'm just too suspicious. No answer yet to @JohnDuxbury's question ?

Originally Posted by GWH

however likely fairly accurate ;-)

Bitch

Awww Tahr; where's yr sense of humour ha ha. I can post you a big white hanky and a violin if that'l help

Originally Posted by Aldonova

To write articles about optics for hunting and an active lifestyle (rifle scope, monoculars, binoculars, rangefinders), an experienced English-speaking native copywriter (Britain, USA, Canada) is required.
It is preferable that the author himself be a practicing hunter.
Thanks.

I'll do it but only if you send picture of your penis first!