We are All Doomed

Greetings All,
That sounded like a snappy title but don't panic as it is unlikely to happen for another 250 million years.
Apparently the scientists have predicted that due to plate tectonics (the movement of the crustal plates on which the continents sit) by 250 million years from now all the continents including Antarctica will be piled up in one giant traffic jam. Unfortunately this is also likely to result in much higher temperatures, up to 60 degrees Celsius mean summer temperatures with maximums well above that. The scientists have thoughtfully named this new super continent Pangea Ultima. If this sounds far fetched it has all happened before, several times.
Unfortunately this is likely to wipe out humanity as we know it. What happens to New Zealand? It seems to be spared the continental pile up but drifts away to the North West and sinks below the waves, also not for the first time. This does not allow for the effects of burning fossil fuel.
Regards Grandpamac

0hh whata cheerfull note to start a new day -but wait we will be rescued by aliens food will be really gross but we live ohh bugger just woke up its all a dream

Will mark it on my calendar in case I forget. Wouldnt want to wake up that day and waste time getting ready for work...........

I don't place much stock in all these 'guesses' via computer models.

Unless its backed up by Keith Richards: he's seen it all before.

There must be a tax that would prevent this.

At least we won't have to fly to see the world we will be able to drive everywhere.

Make for some good road trips..

Actually that's good news cause worrying about carbon emissions is now pointless.

They are still going to tax you on it anyway. Got to syphon off that money some how.

I don’t think earth will survive the next 250 million years, it will be pea size in a big black hole, but without weight loss

Oh well, guess I won't buy a lotto ticket Saturday then

Well that’s a bit awkward!

When I was at school a few years ago now , we were told the sun was going to go “super nova” and BBQ everything!

I do wish they would make up their minds!

They can't figure out next weeks weather.

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Oh well, guess I won't buy a lotto ticket Saturday then

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Not with your luck

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Originally Posted by stingray

Well that’s a bit awkward!

When I was at school a few years ago now , we were told the sun was going to go “super nova” and BBQ everything!

I do wish they would make up their minds!

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That is quite right. The sun will end in a super nova and crispy fry earth but not for another4 billion years, time for another few continental pile ups. Getting past 2,100 is a more immediate problem. That would be a stretch for most Forum members I would expect.
GPM.

will I have time to mow the lawns before this happens.
Actually had some Jehovahs calling the other day -strange they didnt mention it -mind you didnt hear much of the m -left me bloody hearing aids out-still on me bedside table.

Yeah the sun is supposed to swell to a red giant and the earth will be liquid rock. Might want your asbestos boots for that one :) about 4 or 5 billion years away so plenty of time to save your pennies

Just wondering, who is funding these fantastic bits of incredibly valuable research �� and pray tell how much did this priceless information cost? :O_O:

I suspect human life will already be well gone before then.

So don't worry.:(

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Unless its backed up by Keith Richards: he's seen it all before.

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Twice

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Originally Posted by grandpamac

Getting past 2,100 is a more immediate problem. That would be a stretch for most Forum members I would expect.
GPM.

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We can do it GPM. Just keep a positive mental attitude

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Just wondering, who is funding these fantastic bits of incredibly valuable research �� and pray tell how much did this priceless information cost? :O_O:

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A lot of this type of research is done at Universities and Institutions funded by both public and private sources. The Plate Tectonic Theory was developed at a University largely by a student as part of his doctorate around 1960. Things can move very fast. Theory in scientific terms means the only explanation that explains the observations and not just a guess.
GPM.

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We can do it GPM. Just keep a positive mental attitude

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I will be 150 years old when the sun comes up on 1/01/2100 and I am not even half way there yet. I would certainly be a grumpy old cuss by then. People that know me personally may wish to refrain from commenting. Happy to give it a nudge though.
GPM.

The new Woke feminist world will stuff us long b4 that

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I will be 150 years old when the sun comes up on 1/01/2100 and I am not even half way there yet. I would certainly be a grumpy old cuss by then. People that know me personally may wish to refrain from commenting. Happy to give it a nudge though.
GPM.

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And I will be 147 so I too am not yet half way there. I am planning on getting there although sadly I have often felt that I will die prematurely that year (shot through the back of the head by a jealous husband while jumping out of a bedroom window).

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And I will be 147 so I too am not yet half way there. I am planning on getting there although sadly I have often felt that I will die prematurely that year (shot through the back of the head by a jealous husband while jumping out of a bedroom window).

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As long as you didn't hide in the fridge, as per the old joke, as the husband came home.

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And I will be 147 so I too am not yet half way there. I am planning on getting there although sadly I have often felt that I will die prematurely that year (shot through the back of the head by a jealous husband while jumping out of a bedroom window).

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I’ll get you some more viagra, but guess you’ll be permanently stiff at 147

Well sooner or later death ntaxes

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The new Woke feminist world will stuff us long b4 that

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Fight now for a better world

when society and governments systematically set about removing moral laws and breaking up the "family unit"....and then promote alternative sexualities and gender is no longer 2 and a few oddballs...... we as a SPECIES are going to die out anyway.when we fail to reproduce enough to replace what dies off..well we are going to die off....
sad this duckshooting I was in small garage with 3 other people and unless my daughter decides to give me grandkids I will be the only one of the four to reproduce.
there seems to be quite a lot of younger folks around who dont intend to have kids....the doom n gloomers have taken the gloss of the whole idea.

well, better than our sun still have 5 billions years to go

Better go and buy all the toilet paper....

That was one of the weird things I couldn't figure out during Covid. Everyone must have been planning on doing a hole heap of shitting needing to buy up all the arsewipe :O_O:

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That was one of the weird things I couldn't figure out during Covid. Everyone must have been planning on doing a hole heap of shitting needing to buy up all the arsewipe :O_O:

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It is an international thing. In the US the Democrats buy toilet paper and sardines, the Republicans toilet paper and 9mm ammo or so I am told.
Grandpamac.

Dunny paper shortage explanation
Ms being a farm girl was stocked up for covid and we could probably have done 6 months , diesel being only issue to run gensets etc if Powe went to
shit ( having over 100kg of Buffalo and camel In the freezers

I don't shop but ms gets deployed to work with pos covid cases in isolation as they fly back, so she needs to stay with the diseased for 14 days , then do 7 days idolation then come home for 14, almost works in with my shifts. But not perfect
1 st time in about 5 years I go to a grocery shop
See these ppl coming out with their packs
Of dunny paper ( limit of 12 rolls / person
This biggish matriarch type with her pack of dunny paper , smoke in mouth ( no curlers in hair tho)and the 6 lil organ pipes each carrying a 12 pack of toilet paper. She opens boot of car, pack it all in
Takes out one roll and blows her nose
That's when the penny drops for me:
The bulk dunny paper buyers has shit for brains.

Some of us is old enough to remember washing nappies , not the disposable type , why wouldn't u just use some old towels and wash em , or use a bidet ,have a shit ,rinse with hose or take a shower

Really the dunny paper rush I cant get
So many other things I could think off
In AU THEY STOPPED us trading in guns and ammo 7 days after they closed borders , passed it through parliament etc within 7 days

But it takes em 7 yrs to discuss points like suicide intervention etc.
Only took WA GVNMT 3 Monts to pass legislation to ban high power rifles straight after covid
When the pollies fear , laws comes quick
Buy your local pollie a roll of dunny paper to blow his /her/ it's/ non binaries nose( apologies if I left out some term/ type)

Hope u ppl vote in next election

It's a nice theory, but the earth is obviously flat, atop elephants on a giant space turtle. Thus there is no "continent of Antarctica" to move, but rather a wall of ice surrounding our plane.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uD4izuDMUQA

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That was one of the weird things I couldn't figure out during Covid. Everyone must have been planning on doing a hole heap of shitting needing to buy up all the arsewipe :O_O:

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Did they buy lots of moisturiser as well ?
Lockdown would of come close to crashing the PornHub site