de tree or not de tree is the...boom...oh fuck man question answered.and gents here endeth the lesson for another lot of young dumb and fullof cum!!
well done martin,was probably a car accident waiting to happen anyhow!!
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de tree or not de tree is the...boom...oh fuck man question answered.and gents here endeth the lesson for another lot of young dumb and fullof cum!!
well done martin,was probably a car accident waiting to happen anyhow!!
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They didn't arrest him?Quote:
Originally Posted by Martin358
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LMFAO:D:thumbsup: A lot of people that work in the outdoors will get a kick out of this:D Drive Safe:XD:
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It won't be the drivers fault. They'll manage to pin it on some innocent third party
haha drop kicks,could not happen to better pepole:D
The Ltsa for not having the appropriate hazard identification Manuel and metservice for incorrect weather forecastsQuote:
Originally Posted by oraki
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yes, and took the mags away for evidence and bought them back later. My boss laughed a lot over that.Quote:
Originally Posted by veitnamcam
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Just down the road. Lucky it wasn't to windy and water/extinguishers were near by to hold while the brigade came to put out
hmmm ,dicey alright oraki
Bugger was it a bit damp when they were loading?
Was first on the scene for this, fortunately had a satphone to call emergency services. Second one in 6 weeks, first was a couple of women in a rental car falling asleep and flying off a bank out the back of Reefton at 100k's right in front of me.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=11814854
Driving on the West Coast is getting scary with the massive tourist numbers.
No, the truck caught fire and was heading for the fence to get into the grass paddock, but didnt quite make it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dundee
Although looking at that photo, you could assume the driver was doing a burnout, the tyres got hot and burst into flames
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Another example of someone using a tree to slow down
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Originally Posted by oraki
it works
I see it was still on the roadside Thursday night @Dundee. Surprisingly it was still complete.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dundee
You can normally tell how long they've been there. First night untouched, second the windows get smashed and rims pinched and the third night someone chucks a match in it. I guess he short cutted timeline
I haven't spoken to him since @oraki maybe insurance covered it.
On way home tonight roads are a bit greasy.:ORLY:
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Ambos were there on the way back after checking river bridge...yip still going fishing tonight;)
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That...is a really interesting way to crash. I can't figure out how they managed it. Flying off a corner on the inside takes some special skills, especially when it looks like they started in the outside lane.
Or no skills at all. Arse end starts to go, to slow to steer into it, arse goes around and backs into bank
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Originally Posted by gimp
A long time to be on your own (so to speak). Fire trucks from Lake Hawea took 59min and Wanaka 1hr 11min to get there and choppers from Greymouth, Queenstown and Dunners.
Thats where 1st Aid skills come into it. Not sure how long before ambos were there
Yeah, but it looks like they hit the bank with the front end first, and got it to spin around and plant the back end in.Quote:
Originally Posted by oraki
This one did a better job South of town this morning.
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Back end lets go and points the front into the inside of the corner and unable to correct and go off the inside of the corner, In this one I'm guessing the nose hit first while still sliding causing them to spin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Solo
Very common to crash off of the inside of corners, especially in the wet.
I have been an unfortunate passenger in exactly that situation, arse goes out front clips rock wall slid up the road sideways/backwards and into the rock wall backwards at around 120kph after washing off an estimated 40kph by sideways.Quote:
Originally Posted by Savage1
The only person in the back seat my body weight put a very visible big bow in the backrest of the back seat so much so I dont know how it stayed upright sort of. The front seat passenger ended up almost in the back seat with me as the front two seat mounts ripped out of the floor and the seat layed back.
Driver got off ok the fuckwit,I had months of rehab.
That corner is a cunt you have to look twice several times but i'm amazed at how many crashes happen there.
happy St paddies day you all.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHY YA WEE IRISH FECKER ,IWANT A WORD
right now ive got ya lughole ya tiny blob of clover spawn-why in hell did you choose today of all days to make that friggin battery in my war offices car fall over.
guiness breweries will be bankrupted as i shell out perfectly good beer money on a new bloody battery,you smelly wee green shortarse.
holy mother of god=Ihad to ring her and wake her up to tell her the bad news which in itself verges on grounds for homicide.
anyone sighting murphy today can give his rotund irish arse a good kick from me.
oh boy murphy you are really up shit creek now my son.Ifixed the war offices car -rang her only to find out our wee green bastard has been over hill at it again.Mrs kotuku buys brand new washing machine yesterday-puts two loads of washing through this morning -very pedantic about washing is mrs kotuku ,on the third load-O SHIT O DEAR the bloody machine SHIT ITSELF 110%-apparently motor has let go and theres water all over the washhouse floor.Quote:
Originally Posted by kotuku
SOOOO- anyone having contact with the fore mentioned just warn him the kotukus are on the warpath and hes about as welcome as a mexican at donald trumps dinner table!!
to the ale
Oh mary me darlin
greymouths a wonderful town
the sun it tis shinin
the beer is so brown
Im havin one for me lunch
one for smoko&tea
a coupla more
and im out for a pee,
gods chosen irish
they settled the coast
Its covered in clovers
is often the boast
dublins got river laffey
a sight they tell me
greymouths nice little river
has a whitebait or three,
me beer galss is empty ,
me mouths gettin dry
its off to me fridge
so illbid ya
goodbye!
sung to tune "mountains of morn"
Sounds like it's time to give up on the day. No more activities other than repetitive movements of beer glass to mouth
Got that one reading the first line.Quote:
Originally Posted by kotuku
och aye jimme-just check those racing crayfish longjohns of yours-that wee green prick may well be taking advantage of a bighearted arthur like you gadget!
then again timerider may well have taken pity on him too!
ah bugger back to the beer. okjust a spot of humour .bought me goose decoys over to coast with me-laid em out on back lawn a coupla days ago.bloke next door thinks its a hoot -he invited the old sheila from down the road to come up and take some photos of the nice gooses on the lawn-shes amazed they move_bit windy ,but couldnt hear them talk.
me Im still havin a quiet laugh.
me again-good news head is back on motor in me surf ,so its now get her goin trial her round chc for a couple of weeks -then a WOF,and trundle her over the alps to greymouth to a very eager owner /driver.
it gets better
after pissing about with afuel pump delivering zero fuel and my son nearly hurling the old bitch,the good old fashioned was called for .
mrs in sons v8 falcon*(driving it like she flogged it)towed the old biarch with son on board up and down the street
-holy shit batman-the old biarch came round to our way of thinking and coughed/spluttered into life albeit as rough as guts.
still its another wee win.son thinks possibly timing belt out one notch but whatever hell get it sort .delivery to me -easter.
Attachment 66272 I think the next option is this mate ;-)
that cure's most thing's:on fire:Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonecrusher
Anyone lose some industrial 'garden hose' ?!?
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Along the Desert Road
Sorry, no stuck truck photos. Only casualty was a cow vs truck vs ute. Cow ran across in front of truck, just clipping drivers side, which threw cow into oncoming utes path. The driver didn't get photo.....
Sounds like an interesting night.
Sounds like tenderised steak for the BBQ.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dundee
The makings of a Moovie
