Thread: Oh bugger....

LANDROVERS
They say that 90% of all Land Rovers manufactured are still on the road, the rest have reached their destination!
All Land Rover are like woman - they moan on long journeys, embarass you in front of your friends, and cost you a lot of money once you've committed yourself.
Why do Defenders have gas bottles and jerry cans fitted? So the driver can have a feed and a drink while waiting for assistance.
Landys have the best fuel consumption of any 4x4, that's because they are always being towed.
Land Rovers free offer this month! If you buy one you get a free dog. Then you don't have to walk home alone!
Did you know Land Rover made a vacuum cleaner?it was the only one of their products that didn't SUCK?