oh dear oh dear

bugger me as if i dont have enough shit going on with transport.
motoring home from westport today via arthurs when coming up the castle hills staight i pull out to overtake two cars in front 200 clear meters etc etc bugger me young french couple in the front car suddenly decide to go right into rockclimbers carpark .im halfway past middle car -oh f..k me this is not good ,all anchors locked solid sliding to avoid BOOOOOM "t"boned him right in drivers door .all 3 of us carted off to CHCH in ambulance to get checked out.mostly shock and minor sprains.
wifeys car apart from hubbies(ME) remodelling front (L)guard ,bumper and bonnet -the froggies 1991 corona a writeoff.
Son&wife are out now cleaning my gear out of it as i was bringing home a chilly bin full of pump granity mussels for some cobbers.

f..kme with the bloody dramas surrounding my replacement engine in my truck ,now this what else is waiting for me in the week before 2016 duckshooting!!

BTW-gadget if your reading this in between chuckles can you gimme a bell bloody pc the missus gave me is one the blink-screen fades in and out like a manchester st whore batting her eyelashes at a customer.

Bloody hell. Good to hear you're okay.

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BTW-gadget if your reading this in between chuckles can you gimme a bell bloody pc the missus gave me is one the blink-screen fades in and out like a manchester st whore batting her eyelashes at a customer.

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You know me too well.

The most important thing is it sounds like you are all right!

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The most important thing is it sounds like you are all right!

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Yep count your lucky stars, look after your bruises!:O_O:

yeah but booked meself out of CHCHA&E after about the 3rd ECGand god knows how many sets of recordings.yeah im a little sore blood pressure through the roof-not so much as ive taken medication overlooked this morning and son&missus have retrieved the precious mussel cargo. As a nurse im a piss poor patient ,and thats only my second ride in a bloody ambulance.
on reflection and after looking at my own photos of my skid marks etc had i missed him I'd have dead centred a bloody great strainer post!
as i said to my son when he picked me up "next f...g time i come here make bloody sure I go straight to the mortuary".In hindsight that is a little to close for comfort.
son reckons it shouldnt be too much of a fixit problem,and A car nut like him is usually fairly spot on.
anyhow have had a feed and couple of lo alcohol beers ,so away to the shower shortly then it might be the fartsack.
thanks all for your kind wishes.

Check those skid marks for blood!:thumbsup: Au Revoie!

goodto hear your ok ,

take care...:)

Bloody heck old boy look after yaself. I hear there are some luvly Canadians waiting for you at ellesmere

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Yip, glad your good.

Jeez Kotuku that is a wild ride. Did it all happen for you in slow mo as I have been told?

good to hear your ok, and so close to opening. Repair fast

Good to hear you are all right bro. Buy some new wheels with the insurance payout.

na massive -boys are hopin to get the new motor in my truck today so shell be good for a wee while longer .Missus car will be repaired .see if ic an get daughter to show me how to post my photos on here sometime today. actually its bloody good lesson to all -be bloody careful yourselves fellas.
another one of our shootin crew is headed to greymoth today to pick up a new boat&motor so Ive given him the big heads up.
to all you big fat canadas who like to sit out or range on ellesmere and laugh -be warned Im about to mark your cards OK-

son somewhat ironically pointed out last night -my last two major expeditions to me homeland "the coast have resulted in motor vehicle carnage.
ah well slept bugger all last night with flashbacks but apart from minor aches and pains Im fairly ok. a bit of mechanical work today on the truck will sort things out.

Must be some fairly late nights being put in on final preparation for duck shooting gear eh ,or are you the grasb the gear outa the shed ,into truck with gun and dog and were off!

me -I cant wait.

yeah were all OK.I saw them again at the darfield copshop and apologised for buggering up their holiday -Ifeel really stink about that even whenthey graciously said dont worry and lookafter yourself.
. its in insurance hands now! bugger me me bloody computer was playin up ,so asked gadget to havea looksee-buggerarrives and presents me with a flapper duck decoy to try out this season!some peoples generosity leaves me speechless
.anyhow i sent him home with a punnet of big fat granity mussels to gobble whilst he realigned the bloody things drivers !
yup youre right the all important date is looming.May not make opening day ,but ive got holidays so can hook into it.

bugga me-0 ducks for 7shots opening day ,then a bloody bluey from the darfield cop today for an unsafe overtaking manouvere-bloody old hand addressed envelope and fuck me rigid hes got me address wrong on both
despite my clearly informing him of correct spelling.
thats $150.00 thank you very much -then ring insurance -fucking car is still in towies yard at darfield despite panelbeaters having details and waitng for iton 06/05/2016-only 5days late.
lucky my mrs was talking to them -Id have ripped em a new arse hole for slackness.bet they wont wait if i shag about when they demand i pay $300.00 excess.

Dealing with bent things is expensive. Not much better when things get pinched.

well folks to end this tale of woe.wifeys car has been written off and after finding out we had a broken crankshaft in the gooserollas replacement motor -I made the decision to euthanise it too.son accentally dropped motor off engine crane,bloody lucky he didnt skittle himself.
However Ive got a replacement via my sons mate a toyota hilux surf with all the mod cons.thing is its motor has just been completely rebuilt,by owners father ,who recently retired got bored and needed a project!.
wifey willget a new wee auto zip car for zipping about in.actually yesterday started as a shit sandwich and ended as a big box of marshmallows.

A good result in the end !

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A good result in the end !

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aye i cant complain-no point cause no bugger listens :ORLY:anyhow
out to lake ellesmere for a looksee (read mallard or two).no luck but hell I almost shot me bolt:o to see 300+canada geese and mallards lift of the end of one of our favoured hunting spots.:wtfsmilie:
time to get cunning:cool: -an all out waterborne assault is in the planning cause cunning buggers like to cruise out about 300m and settle on the lake whilst watching green things with firesticks make dicks of themselves!!:thumbsup:

the new transport fleet is now in operation with her indoors picking up a 2007 mondeo hatch yesterday -apparently belonged to a dunedin couple and was religiously maintained .he was so anal he would not drive it anywhere in the rain:o-oh fuck it sat out in the rain last night.:ORLY:
right now thats fixed lets get shit together and sort out brand new house!~

My missus hits me with the "I need a new car" statement this morning. Must have the get up and go to pull the horse float. Apparently the Rexton is starting to have niggles and the mechanic she has taken it to has told her it is going to start costing big time over the next little while. I have told her just to ride the bloody horse everywhere as that will solve both the transport and the must pull a float problem. I bet she gets a new car though.

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My missus hits me with the "I need a new car" statement this morning. Must have the get up and go to pull the horse float. Apparently the Rexton is starting to have niggles and the mechanic she has taken it to has told her it is going to start costing big time over the next little while. I have told her just to ride the bloody horse everywhere as that will solve both the transport and the must pull a float problem. I bet she gets a new car though.

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Guaranteed Rushy.

now gentlemen having survived 36yrs of married life ,that now includes two written off cars and a f...d truck ,I have, on reflection, decided the safest response to any wifes statements is
.......wait for it ...dont bloody anticipate the word of command.........(for R93s benefit)


YES DEAR:P