Thread: When does a car become hassle than its worth?

Determining whether you should keep a vehicle is entirely dependent upon the noises you can hear; over the vroom noises it becomes normal to hear a low grumbling (gearbox) or intermittent whine (bearings) noise.

If either of these sounds become louder, almost to becoming unbearable, the source is highly likely to have become she-who-controls-the-joint-bank-account. The noise she-who-controls-the-joint-bank-account makes is inversely proportional to their need for shoes, make-up or in rare cases, a poo for free rifle.

Be aware that if the grumbling sound she-who-controls-the-joint-bank-account is making can be heard by others, particularly in cafes or hair salons, the life expectancy of your vehicle is significantly reduced.



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