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Thread: A Dog Joke...it is twee and a bit lame....

  1. 28-10-2012, 09:41 PM #1
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    A Dog Joke...it is twee and a bit lame....

    A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

    The blonde responded that one was named Rolex and other was named Timex.

    Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"


    "HELLLOOOOOOO," answered the blonde, "they're watch dogs!"
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