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  1. 10-05-2013, 05:26 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by madjon_ View Post
    Like SWAZI Jewel bags, bloody hot,I've two pair of Swazis' never hunted cold enough to wear them
    dont your rams get enough time around your little Kiwi weaners, need to walk around with the feeling of wool on cock all day
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  2. 10-05-2013, 05:47 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bavarian_Hunter View Post
    dont your rams get enough time around your little Kiwi weaners, need to walk around with the feeling of wool on cock all day
    Jack everything you have ever heard about us Kiwi's fucking sheep is absolutely true. At 13 all Kiwi boys get given a young female lamb and we get taught to make gentle love to it so that when we move on to women we are sensitive and expert sex partners. When we are finished with the lamb that is our trainee partner it is slaughtered and exported to Australia as A grade New Zealand lamb and crazy Aussies like you eat them.
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    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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  3. 10-05-2013, 07:11 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Jack everything you have ever heard about us Kiwi's fucking sheep is absolutely true. At 13 all Kiwi boys get given a young female lamb and we get taught to make gentle love to it so that when we move on to women we are sensitive and expert sex partners. When we are finished with the lamb that is our trainee partner it is slaughtered and exported to Australia as A grade New Zealand lamb and crazy Aussies like you eat them.
    well played sir
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  4. 12-05-2013, 10:47 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Jack everything you have ever heard about us Kiwi's fucking sheep is absolutely true. At 13 all Kiwi boys get given a young female lamb and we get taught to make gentle love to it so that when we move on to women we are sensitive and expert sex partners. When we are finished with the lamb that is our trainee partner it is slaughtered and exported to Australia as A grade New Zealand lamb and crazy Aussies like you eat them.
    You missed the punchline Rushy....

    Think about that next time the gravy is dripping off your chin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wirehunt View Post
    You missed the punchline Rushy....

    Think about that next time the gravy is dripping off your chin.
    Brilliant. I will add that the next time I use it.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Brilliant. I will add that the next time I use it.
    You can thanks Mike King for that one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bavarian_Hunter View Post
    dont your rams get enough time around your little Kiwi weaners, need to walk around with the feeling of wool on cock all day

    Big words from a land who's unofficial anthem is about a suicidal manic-depressive sheepshagging thief
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