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    Merino Jocks

    What's up with them? They seem like they'd be overly warm.

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    Like SWAZI Jewel bags, bloody hot,I've two pair of Swazis' never hunted cold enough to wear them
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    Quote Originally Posted by madjon_ View Post
    Like SWAZI Jewel bags, bloody hot,I've two pair of Swazis' never hunted cold enough to wear them
    dont your rams get enough time around your little Kiwi weaners, need to walk around with the feeling of wool on cock all day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bavarian_Hunter View Post
    dont your rams get enough time around your little Kiwi weaners, need to walk around with the feeling of wool on cock all day
    Jack everything you have ever heard about us Kiwi's fucking sheep is absolutely true. At 13 all Kiwi boys get given a young female lamb and we get taught to make gentle love to it so that when we move on to women we are sensitive and expert sex partners. When we are finished with the lamb that is our trainee partner it is slaughtered and exported to Australia as A grade New Zealand lamb and crazy Aussies like you eat them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Jack everything you have ever heard about us Kiwi's fucking sheep is absolutely true. At 13 all Kiwi boys get given a young female lamb and we get taught to make gentle love to it so that when we move on to women we are sensitive and expert sex partners. When we are finished with the lamb that is our trainee partner it is slaughtered and exported to Australia as A grade New Zealand lamb and crazy Aussies like you eat them.
    well played sir

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rushy View Post
    Jack everything you have ever heard about us Kiwi's fucking sheep is absolutely true. At 13 all Kiwi boys get given a young female lamb and we get taught to make gentle love to it so that when we move on to women we are sensitive and expert sex partners. When we are finished with the lamb that is our trainee partner it is slaughtered and exported to Australia as A grade New Zealand lamb and crazy Aussies like you eat them.
    You missed the punchline Rushy....

    Think about that next time the gravy is dripping off your chin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wirehunt View Post
    You missed the punchline Rushy....

    Think about that next time the gravy is dripping off your chin.
    Brilliant. I will add that the next time I use it.
    It takes 43 muscle's to frown and 17 to smile, but only 3 for proper trigger pull.
    What more do we need? If we are above ground and breathing the rest is up to us!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bavarian_Hunter View Post
    dont your rams get enough time around your little Kiwi weaners, need to walk around with the feeling of wool on cock all day

    Big words from a land who's unofficial anthem is about a suicidal manic-depressive sheepshagging thief
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    I got some to try..have to say pretty bloody good.

    Super comfy, no chafe, didn't over heat the goods, all good.

    Have heard they will wear when wet, not as durable as normal wool or polypro.

    Get a pair and try em.

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    Wouldnt they be too hot? Hate a sweaty scroat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoshC View Post
    Wouldnt they be too hot? Hate a sweaty scroat.
    Why, do they taste funny?
    Do what ya want! Ya will anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by R93 View Post
    Why, do they taste funny?
    Nah it's the texture that puts me off ;-p
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoshC View Post
    Nah it's the texture that puts me off ;-p
    Do what ya want! Ya will anyway.

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    And they thought it was mint sauce
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