Thread: Sh*t dont stick

'scruncher or folder'....WTF am i on about?...... i dont give a fuk!!!!!!!!! really, i dont......

but if anybodies interested (?) im a 'folder'......bet your all glad to know that, arnt yer?

Originally Posted by Scouser

'scruncher or folder'....WTF am i on about?...... i dont give a fuk!!!!!!!!! really, i dont......

but if anybodies interested (?) im a 'folder'......bet your all glad to know that, arnt yer?

So we now know you are a folder but are you a fronty or a backy Scouser? Ha ha ha ha

Originally Posted by Rushy

So we now know you are a folder but are you a fronty or a backy Scouser? Ha ha ha ha

Ohhh man...not sure exactly what that is, but if i think i know what it means, it depends on what i had the previous night to be honest.....WHY did i join a public forum in the first place!

Originally Posted by Scouser

Ohhh man...not sure exactly what that is, but if i think i know what it means, it depends on what i had the previous night to be honest.....WHY did i join a public forum in the first place!

Ha ha ha ha. Just sorting you out in my mind Scouser. Whilst this is a real off centre subject (and noting that I did not raise it here first) it is somewhat fascinating to watch the reaction when you raise it in public. My observations (purely for the development of your scientific interest) are that men predominently prefer the paper to hang from the front of the roll, the paper to be folded and the wiping to be conducted from the back whereas women predominently prefer the paper to hang from the back of the roll, the paper to be scrunched and the wiping to be conducted from the front (eewww). Anyway I will leave it there but if you ever do raise the courage to broach this subject when everyone in your social circle is pissed then just sit back and watch the hilarity. Oh and if you really want to draw the conversation out then introduce the next factor which is "landing pad or not".

Originally Posted by Rushy

Ha ha ha ha. Just sorting you out in my mind Scouser. Whilst this is a real off centre subject (and noting that I did not raise it here first) it is somewhat fascinating to watch the reaction when you raise it in public. My observations (purely for the development of your scientific interest) are that men predominently prefer the paper to hang from the front of the roll, the paper to be folded and the wiping to be conducted from the back whereas women predominently prefer the paper to hang from the back of the roll, the paper to be scrunched and the wiping to be conducted from the front (eewww). Anyway I will leave it there but if you ever do raise the courage to broach this subject when everyone in your social circle is pissed then just sit back and watch the hilarity. Oh and if you really want to draw the conversation out then introduce the next factor which is "landing pad or not".

On the subject on the differences of the sexes, I've heard rumours that when conducting business in a public toilet a female may be known to "catch and lower" to avoid the tell tail splash alerting others in the vicinity to the fact shes laying a dirty big cable!!

Originally Posted by big_foot

On the subject on the differences of the sexes, I've heard rumours that when conducting business in a public toilet a female may be known to "catch and lower" to avoid the tell tail splash alerting others in the vicinity to the fact shes laying a dirty big cable!!

No! With a hand???

Originally Posted by big_foot

a female may be known to "catch and lower"

A man would never put in the practise to develop that level of skill