Thread: Sh*t dont stick

Originally Posted by Rushy

Ha ha ha ha. Just sorting you out in my mind Scouser. Whilst this is a real off centre subject (and noting that I did not raise it here first) it is somewhat fascinating to watch the reaction when you raise it in public. My observations (purely for the development of your scientific interest) are that men predominently prefer the paper to hang from the front of the roll, the paper to be folded and the wiping to be conducted from the back whereas women predominently prefer the paper to hang from the back of the roll, the paper to be scrunched and the wiping to be conducted from the front (eewww). Anyway I will leave it there but if you ever do raise the courage to broach this subject when everyone in your social circle is pissed then just sit back and watch the hilarity. Oh and if you really want to draw the conversation out then introduce the next factor which is "landing pad or not".

On the subject on the differences of the sexes, I've heard rumours that when conducting business in a public toilet a female may be known to "catch and lower" to avoid the tell tail splash alerting others in the vicinity to the fact shes laying a dirty big cable!!