Thread: Akkar semis?

Originally Posted by Cordite

Must say... there's something incredibly cheap and brutal about ANY shotgun.

Mainly... they fire shot shells.

No matter how fine and expensive, still same old nasty hurling out the front end.

heresy good sir heresy
nowt as fine as the striking thunder of a2 3/4"shell delivering post to a fat mallard floating in the blue like winne peters on the make
tis not a kick -more awee nudge to remind you youre in heaven using the finest of man made acne inducers to secure the finest in flying chook!completely organic flying chook

I thought this forum reserved derision for those who owned .270sI fired one once -it felt like being rooted by a bull elephant with my (L)shoulder being 6"behind my right and my head rang like the bells of St Pauls london for nigh on a week afterwards -target a bloody great cliff across the creek
Did i hit it i hear you ask -dunno-too busy feeling bloody sorry for meself.

Originally Posted by kotuku

I thought this forum reserved derision for those who owned .270sI fired one once -it felt like being rooted by a bull elephant with my (L)shoulder being 6"behind my right and my head rang like the bells of St Pauls london for nigh on a week afterwards -target a bloody great cliff across the creek
Did i hit it i hear you ask -dunno-too busy feeling bloody sorry for meself.

@kotuku when I get my 416 back you can have a shot out of that. wee bit more than a 270

Originally Posted by csmiffy

@kotuku when I get my 416 back you can have a shot out of that. wee bit more than a 270

and you sir can indulge in avain fornication-if i want to experience something like that i shall get a blowjob in a bloody APC any ex military types will tell you an APC is like a fucking concrete slab on caterpillar tracks with suspension which lets every bumpi into you10!!

to sum it up (ex 1scots armoured sgt) welcome to the bakebean can from hell.ours stinks of deisel farts gunpowder v,some fuckers gruts&socks which we cant find. youllbe treated like rocks in a digger bucket,the ejected shells from the guns generally bounce into the hull.30's are hotter than .50s.
when we make contact -back ramp drops you grunts fuck off sharpish or my smelly boot will go right up the closest hole i can find -
us tankies -we fuck off sharpish elsewhere -it aint our scrap-
good now youve had the air armoured safety briefing any questions
-no if we take a direct hit from a 106mm round youl lall lokklike extremely overcooked baked beans in a charred tin-some may even resemble little rabbit or goat turds.
dont think coffins willbe needed some how!!
(tekapo1978-i was plt sig to an irish rangers capt who was running this live attack as part of end of camp yipee for the civvies)
the racket of the armoured machineguns -the thump of our own mortar line and using live ammo in a controlled assault -FMRI can stil lfeel the sensation now.