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incidentally that one in my right hand(blue stone ring)has a bloody neck on him like a hereford bull-and he had a bloody breasts to match-i gonna be in seventh heaven at this rate. the man cave is a little full between my shootin q store and the bloody sons ford spares company -if anyone wants a mallard duck running a 454cuin donk with a ford 9"diff Im pretty bloody sure hes ensconced amongst the heaps of shit behind me!
she s a little like arkwrights out of "open all hours" -we care a little stock of everything and our motto is"where the f..k did i put that"/ no sorry we're completely out of honest politicians. as a matter of facyt at my 60th Gerry Brownlee was havin a couple of catholic hop solutions (Bers) with me -standing where the photographer was.
He spied my chainsaw collectiion(x5)and asked what was the longest bar I had.
I was a tad anxious there for a mo with visions of Gerry running amok in the debating chamber fluros and a screaming 20"bar chain and all,turning the opposition benches into bloody firewood! however being the diplomat that I am(ask any bastard who knows me -honest)-i told him "none of his bloody business" and to" sod off inside an grab another coupla beers from his carton" as the discussion was gettin a little dry
. whaaat disrespect for a politician- my aaaaarse -hes higher paid and younger +better lookin than me and he was charming my missus something terrible, egged on by my two sisters +brothers and assorted in laws!
anyhow we had a bloody great west coast yarn for as you coasters may know Gerry is descended from the Brownlee sawmilling clan based at Ruru Lake Brunner and our clans have been friends for a century plus!