Thread: baikal blow jobs

Well bugger me ,it was back to goose corner this morning with C404 &another cobber to do a recce on those canny bloody canadas &sly swans.
As usual the randy wee russian got taken along with the heavy duty "escort" artillery.
After a bit of swamp bashing and checking the populations of two promising holes -it was back to trucks for a cuppa before another antisocial call on the resident feral colony.


Sexy wee russian under arm(escort was sulking in the back of C404's truck&before anyone bloody asks no im not queer and im not on that fucking website OK!)
Lurking quietly about the shitty scrub -up pops one but he was a clean miss.
C404steps up and goes into stealth mode but these buggers shot through faster than Dave Henderson when the IRD comes calling!
Meanwhile me sees another and it ......WTF-the bloody bush in front of me erupts as one tries to gain height faster than challenger-upcomes the rusky -blowjob and its another for the freeezer.

By this time im paused for a rest when lo and behold the tall figure of mate(RR)comes striding out of the crap with what looks like a set of bloody bagpipes under one arm and the other paw is full of steaming fresh goose eggs.
"haha" say he -"ya missed this one" and before my bloody rapidly widening eyeballs the bloody bagpipes turn into a very indignant goose who on hitting the deck promptly hightails it back into the shitty scrub!
Mr gooses comments on humans are not for the tender ears of the nice people on this forum ok.!
I spot another in the open -go for a quick stalk but he buggered off for the carribean at a very high rate of knots.
C404 like matey bare had also collected himself a nice wee clutch of fresh goose eggs,so its a gentle trundle back to the wagons.

ello ello whats this then, hoho goosey in the paddock attempting to lead me a merry dance .
This wee ballet lasted all of 5mins before I played "baikals last movement" from the "ellesmere goose operetta". yup two took the one way ride to the freezer.

All in all a bloody good morning and even better is to come!