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Thread: Divorce

  1. 21-05-2018, 08:38 PM #1
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    Divorce

    My little wife the other night came out with "What would you say if I said you couldn't go duck shooting?" Me "that would be grounds for divorce" :-)
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    You should have told there’d be no sex for a month and given her a real fright!!
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    I have had that conversation and replied "you sound just like my ex wife"........... (have only been married once 20 years and still going strong)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    You should have told there’d be no sex for a month and given her a real fright!!
    Isn't it normally the other way round.... ️️

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    Define “normal”?
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    Must be lucky if I mentioned it sheed have the car packed even have some nice food and be sitting in it waiting to go before I'm even ready
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    mine is the opposite -havent you got some duckshooting to do?

    said to her recently which side of me do you love most

    your back side-I love seeing the back of you.

    still married 36yrs,so gotta give it to her -stamina if nothing else putting up with me!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maca49 View Post
    Define “normal”?
    Normal is the woman turning off after the 2.5 kids or so the joke goes.

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