Real guns start with the number 3 or bigger and make two holes, one in and one out
could have been worse, it could have been your leg.
Dogs probably thought it was a Nissan, they must have been worn out and not thinking straight.
I shit you not -I took my boss hunting with his Visla and my English Setter -he shot a Pheasant and his dog wouldnt retieve it so mine did and dumped it at out feet -While he was inspecting it my dog was pissing on his leg -I told my mutt to piss off and said to Dave "sorrymate my dog was pissing on your leg" which he replied to no he wasnt!!! - until he checked the wet patch!!! true story
Or you could have said...well, Boss, life's a bit like that sometimes, isn't it?...sometimes you're the leg, sometimes you're the dog...
Piss is fine, its when they crap by the passenger door and your dozy Mrs steps on straight onto the turd that causes the issue.
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