Thread: Duck caller reed buggered then fixed

Tried tuning my duck caller , Fail ! put a nasty kink in the plastic reed . Solution Teenage daughters ghds ( fecken overprised hair straighteners) . 5 seconds later fixed good as new . Made very sure daughter was out ! Put it this way nex time I farted I would be calling ducks !

as long as it was only the reed being straightened then no worries.I asked one of my daughters for a loan of hers to straighten me moustache.hell I didnt know she knew so many swear words ,let alone puttin em all in one sentence.

Originally Posted by kotuku

as long as it was only the reed being straightened then no worries.I asked one of my daughters for a loan of hers to straighten me moustache.hell I didnt know she knew so many swear words ,let alone puttin em all in one sentence.

Well the main thing is that you knew what each of them meant.

And I can confirm the the repaired caller works.

i was left in no doubt gadget ,of that you can be sure.It didnt seem to faze her it was just the old man askin a wee favour.sheesh

We were on the p*ss one night and my mate used his missus' GHD's to straighten his pubes, then showed her when she got home from netball...lets just say it didn't go down as well as he probably thought it might...

jesus wept man-did he get a VC for courage or the grand order of the arse.shit hes as game as Ned kelly!.load of turpsand givin her hairstraighteners smelling of fish.WHOA!